November 10, 2004

• Uh, "rimshot"!
• "It's weird behavior that hasn't been recognized before on Uranus"
• Any word on when http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/uranus/jokes will be online?
• And what of it, big boy? *leers, swirls martini suggestively*
• There is very little temperature contrast and very little energy to drive the weather in Uranus ... I got nothing.
• I was going to post a witty comment, but someone called to tell me my refrigerator is running.
• "Whatever is happening has to be well lubricated; it has to be a low-friction environment." Amen to that. Don't skimp on the KY, people.
• Tenacious - don't skimp on Kentucky? Is that even legal?
• Kentucky Jelly...good stuff!
• Kentucky Jelly...good stuff! Finger lickin' good, in fact! ... Ugh. I need a shower.
• I don't see a single Klingon. *sulks*
• I don't see a single Klingon. They can't, it's too slippery.
• Nah, I'm not one to snub Uranus jokes. Hey, try this NASA page: The red around the planet's edge represents a very thin haze at a high altitude. The yellow, near the bottom of Uranus...
• thank you, TenaciousPettle, I wasn't brave enough, and deleted the finger lickin' gag on preview... glad you have a higher ick-threshold :)
• You glorious sick fucks.
• Nostril, my sentiments exactly!
• This is like The Two Ronnies ... Ronnie Barker in astrologer drag with turban: "Looking at your chart, I see Uranus is very powerful ..."
• I like to visit Uranus.
• ...why Nostril, what a remarkable coincidence! I'd like to visit Uranus too! I've heard a lot about Uranus, heard its full of methane gas! I also heard NASA is sending the pope to visit Uranus. Man, i'd love to see pictures of the pope on Uranus! somebody please...stop me!
• Update... There will never be a NASA mission to URANUS, due in part, to the crushing gravity of the black hole located in the heart of it and it's crappy terrain. aw shucks! Don't u just hate black holes?
• Sorry...can't help it...having a crappy...tee hee hee... day and this is making it better Loud noises detected from Uranus!
• You promised me the moon but I wanted Uranus.
• Fry: "Hey, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus." *laughs* Leela: "I don't get it." Professor: "I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all." Fry: "Oh. What's it called now?" Professor: "Urectum."
• All right. Who put all that black gunk on the eyepiece of the telescope? That was NOT FUNNY. And no, I don't want to look at Uranus.
• Wow. It's like the universe itself wants to promote juvenile humour. I love it.
• two new rings discovered around you know where