November 09, 2004

Pancakes for Pinkos
posted by shinything 20 years ago
  • Lies. Pancakes is not a healthy breakfast. Pancakes are full of empty calories, which make you weak and vulnerable to exploitation by capitalist pigs. Wheaties for Pinkos, now there's an idea I can get behind.
  • let us all share bananas in honor of comrade shinything, as bananas benefit us all as a society, and no one monkey should have private banana property. oh, and banana vodka.
  • Dammit, why do they all have to be vegan? Some of us revolutionaries have no problem with dairy products from non-gmo non-hormonally enhanced happy goddamn cows.
  • Pausing for Yakov Smirnoff joke in three...two...
  • well if you place the egg-substitute with egg and the non-dairy creamer with cream...
  • That's just crazy talk, trampnews.
  • Do I score extra double Hairy Hippy Pinko points for making mine gluten-free?
  • I voted for Kerry. Gimme waffles.
  • wendell, BWHAAAAAAAAAAA!
  • Those folks are too OCD/vegan to be real revolutionaries. I doubt that Che ever ate a pancake, especially one with all those substitutes. But, really, the ginger granola I get at Trader Joe's does help my alimentary canal "revolve." And, it tastes good. Unlike pancakes. Which are only good in that Oolong balanced them on his head. RIP.
  • Aren't blinis inherently bourgeoisie? I spotted a whole tbsp of caviar in the ingredients. Personally, I prefer pancakes for slackers.
  • I would have made that recipe, PY, but I lost the remote control for my microwave oven.