November 08, 2004

THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE SHAT: It is our aim through recruiting, coercing, hypnotism and blackmail, to encourage members of the public such as your good selves here, to join with us and celebrate the delights and mysticism of entertainment legend William Shatner. For he is recognised as the One True Shatner-Being. He is more than just a fabulous actor… he’s more than just a great singer… he’s more than just an award winning novelist… He is a way of being. He is an incarnation of pure spiritual energy. He is the personification of perfection. He is irresistible to women - and for this, we worship him so! He is the Shatner-Lord. Praise be the Acting Deity! Oh perchance to gaze at his Rotund Hairless Belly! "SHAT-ELLULAH!"
posted by rxreed 20 years ago
  • Dude, after finally catching Shatner on "Boston Legal", I'm there. Where do I sign up?
  • Unsurpassed for his marvelous appearances as the Big Giant Head on Third Rock. Like every member of the Big Giant Arse Fanclub, I bow, I bow down low, I salute the Shat!
  • He used to be in the cast of the Shakespeare Festival in Stratford, Ontario, which is one of the best theatre companies in the country, if not the continent. Dr Zira - I am sorry I missed that. Who did he play?
  • Forgive me for a repeat link from another thread, but this is totally relevent to The Shat. All hail the many faces of Rocketman. He's not the man you think he is. Oh no.
  • Here's another great link full of pre-hipster cred musical numbers. Mmmmm, there is just so much Shatnerian genius on that site.
  • That Shatner site is listed in 505 Unbelievably Stupid web Pages, by Dan Crowley. (Sourcebooks, Inc. 2003.)
  • heresy!
  • Sorry, man, someone told me you were that first contestant guy. Otherwise, I would have said something.