of no fixed subtitle
January 12, 2004
(Geocities and NSF-Anybody) or
17 years ago
I... uh... Uhhh... *passes out*
Say whachoo want about Hass, but you best step off when you start to jigger with my man John Tesh. Such soft, soft hands....
There are... no words... to describe this!
I can think of some.
Holy Hasselhoff! That site -- it's just....just....Hassel-rififc!
John Tesh got into a fistfight one time, and kicked the cornflakes outta Hasselhoff. My dad told me.
We need to have some designation for threads that, after viewing the links within, you really ought to partake of a shot of hard liquor. This is one of those pages. *takes shot of whisky*
David Hasselhoff, estranged wife, told to stay away from each other
Judge adds "Staying away from David Hasselhoff is probably good advice for anyone."
Did it say anything about recursive images?!?!
day after his wife accused him of domestic violence, David Hasselhoff pleaded no contest early Thursday to a DUI charge and was ordered to spend six months in an alcohol program.
Also, the SciFi channel will be rerunning the 80's nukeyoolar made-for-tv-movie "The Day After" tonight. Coincidence?
Hoff and Di
sittin' in a tree . . .
Strolling up to princes and saying "Hey, I knew your Mom" is a skill I could never perfect. I suspect it is given only to the likes of Der Werzog and The Hoff. Y'know, guys with articles in their names.
she was a little girl...
guys with articles in their names.
...The Donald... yep, you're right.
Hoff and Di sittin' in a tree . . .
Paul Burrell says that Princess Diana had ambitions to become the first lady of the United States.
Does this mean that the Hoff is going to run for office?
"She knew a billionaire in America, and she suggested to him that if they were together. … His yearning to run in politics could lead to the White House, that one day she could be the first lady and she'd visit Britain on a state visit," Diana's former butler and confidant said to "Good Morning America's" Kate Snow in an exclusive interview.
Dang, she could have totally done it, too.
This sort of thing is exactly why I had all of my former butlers killed.