November 08, 2004

• There is something profoundly American about BikerFox.
• He's a sick fuck.
• Or ya know, just a bit narcissistic, as many actors tend to be. The secret to happiness is telling yourself you are happy, even when you are not. Exercise and self-hypnotize your self to salvation!
• Exercise cures all pain and stress! Except childbirth! The only way to feel like you are supposed to feel, act like you are supposed to act, and do like you are supposed to do is by exercising! So if you're paralyzed, kill yourself! Make sure you are always 4-5 cars back from the vehicle in front of you. Always stay at least 4 cars away from the car infront of you! But be careful to avoid the infinite black hole this situation will create! Real Stories are much harder to believe than fictional ones.  Like this one time, I was sleeping, and dreaming about biking, and I woke up in ditch in New Jersey! That's way easier to believe than what actually happened! The secret to happiness is telling yourself you are happy, even when you are not. Like when my wife left me! ... LET'S GO FOR A BIKE YAY I LOVE BIKING! Guys, you need to listen to Dr. Phil and do what your wife tells you to do and everything will be just fine! Unless she tells you to stop biking! Then you slap her! Maybe that's why she left me! HEY HOW ABOUT THAT BIKE RIDE?!?
• Can't the CEO of a multimillion dollar company afford a web designer for his company's site? This is by far my favorite photo. I do believe he is sticking his boobies out at us.
• Probably not a Republican.
• Mandyman...you have a keen eye.
• I have not the words.
• Hah, I like the boot in Alex's link. You'd at least think that maybe, just maybe, they would crop that out.
• Ooh, I just noticed the secret message in his socks in that pic from Alex. Somebody must be a top.
• Alex - could we chill out with the Republican-bashing a bit please? It's a little tiring. I know you don't like 'em - I don't either. But unless you're gonna go out and DO something about it, this isn't the forum. More to the point, not the thread. I'm just sayin'.
• Mandyman...I'll say it again. You have a keen eye.
• Some people have no sense of humour.
• oh, humour i got. depression, i'm a little less fond of! :) and ) just to show i'm not being mean.
• Nice forehead, bikerfox. Or maybe, BikerFox™. Don't forget: BikerFox has naturally curly brown hair.
• BikerFox was delivered in the mouth of an alligator that his father had to cut off in order to save his life. (The alligator survived and went back to the swamp lands) Huh?
• BikerFox was delivered in the mouth of an alligator that his father had to cut off in order to save his life. (The alligator survived and went back to the swamp lands) Huh? I think he is refferring to his mother. Product of divorce? Bitter?
• ...single, never married no kidding.
• This is the SICKEST thing I have ever seen on the web, BTW. I don't even want to know how you found this, forks.
• I learned this "trick" a few days after I got my first BMX with a front break. Granted, I wasn't trying to do it and I landed on my ass. For anyone that's interested, here's a picture of a guy doing a real (landed riding normally) front flip on a BMX. There are also a few people doing these on mountain bikes.
• Did anyone else think that this was kind of like a mountain bike version of the helicopter fuck guy?
• Cooner Sooners!
• How do you... stay... 4 or 5 cars back... from the car... in front of you? I just know this is going to keep me awake tonight.
• Great find, forksclovetofu. I like bikes too, but ... wow.
• look closely....is this Jack Nicholson? Perhaps.... hmmmm
• Paging Peter Pan Guy to the thread, Peter Pan Guy, you are needed at the thread, please.
• It's the unholy love-child of David Cross & Kenny G. Run Away!!
• I'm sensing unresolved issues here. And that website hurt my eyes.
• wonders what the solar panel on the top of his head is powering