November 07, 2004

Last Sketch Comic Standing? Lorne Michaels to play a "Donald Trump-like role" on a new reality series that will choose the next Saturday Night Live cast member. Uh-huh.
posted by wo mu si 20 years ago
  • Apparently Dr. Evil is a riff on Lorne Michaels. This show was only a matter of time.
  • As a way of choosing SNL cast members, it couldn't be any worse than what we have now. Jimmy Fallon and Tina Fey actually make me miss the days of Anthony Michael Hall. The show has never been less important.
  • I hate to say it, but I once had dreams of being on SNL one day, permitting I could get a comedy career off of the floor. Right now, though, well, yeah.
  • Once I would have sold my firstborn to be in the audience. But I wasn't born then myself.
  • I could vomit my Alpha-Bits cereal onto a desk and the letters would form a funnier script than the writers at SNL are capable of.
  • hbgsdfjgbvc v iu bo uyevr hbvvboicv f cda hd ai!
  • I don't get it :(
  • Now just repeat that same line 14 times in a 4 minute sketch, and you will get your own movie.
  • I'm waiting for the Mango movie, costarring Ben Affleck.