November 05, 2004

• I read "chicken flight".
• Fat chance.
• So I screamed "PECK! PECK! PECK! PECK!" into my computer's microphone and my bird didn't do anything. Also, my neighbors probably believe any doubts they had regarding my sanity have been confirmed.
• I got my chicken ass kicked. I didn't try the voice control interface because I'm at work. (It's viral, but I like it)
• Looks like the Subserviant Chicken was a hit, no?
• I do not approve of this post.
• Well said, Nostril.
• Double Whopper, please.
• So I screamed "PECK! PECK! PECK! PECK!" into my computer's microphone and my bird didn't do anything. I laughed so hard I started crying.
• I third Nostirl's sick fuckery. wow that's the second time i got to use 'fuckery' today. this is a good day