November 04, 2004

• 19/20! Yer on, fishy!
• 18/20. I missed the first blonde guy and the vampire dude with long hair.
• 16/20 Deal me in!
• The eyes, look at the eyes...
• 18/20
• Why, y'all are amazing! When's the game? Flutters lashes, smiles oh-so-falsely
• Is there a similar game for fake orgasms?
• Is there a similar game for fake orgasms? Only women can play, I think.
• 19/20 Just missed that guy with the crazy hair. Not that one, the other one.
• 19/20 here also. We monkeys are strangely good at spotting fake smiles. I always look at the corners of eyes to tell. Do others do the same?
• I look to the eyes where the zygomaticus is known to give rise
• 11/20. This explains a lot.
• 14/20 also, what's a "level" and does its completion require the use of red speckled mushrooms and a plumber?
• 19/20 - I covered up the bottom half of the face and just watched their eyes. Got #3 wrong.
• 17/20 I got both the bearded ones wrong. Obviously facial hair disrupts my monkey-fake-smile-ometer. /me makes mental note not to play poker with those sporting facial furniture.
• Did better than I thought I would - 18/20.
• 16/20 when I took it earlier this year. I don't usually have the patience for quizzes with more than 4-5 questions, but I remember being hooked by the smiles. I also have a crush on some of those people now. I must be really easy if all it takes is a possibly fake smile.
• I think this was posted already; but, like George W. Bush during the Vietnam War, the archives are still AWOL... and probably coked out of their minds, slurping tequila from the odoriferous orifices of various Tijuana hookers.
• 18/20 vampire dude? i thought that was a woman...at any rate oh dear.
• *bares large yellow teeth in threat display Ya'll just watch out for angry Monkey GramMas
• 16/20 1. Spot fake smiles 2. ???? 3. PROFIT!
• Oh goodness. 19/20. I thought sure I would only get one or two right.
• 20/20! I didn't know I could do that!