November 04, 2004

Don't Be A Victim: The Childhood Goat Trauma Foundation
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  • call me when they start the Childhoo Goose Trauma Foundation.
  • this is a repost, but who cares? Remember faintings goats will help all of us process, and heal, from goat trauma. And I would like to point out that I was urinated on by a hippopotamus in the stroller, so y'all should just get over the goat thing.
  • Thank you for this post. I have tears in my eyes. This is the best thing I have seen in weeks.
  • I actually had an elephant sneeze on me at the zoo when I was incredibly young. It is one of my earlies memories. I just sent a check.
  • Now if they only had a goatse-trauma.org... Mine eyes have been scoured for ages...
  • They do! It's called http://www.redcoat.net/pics/tubgi... Ah, even when I'm anonymous I'm not that cruel.
  • O goat, how I love you! Butt! Well, now, maybe not so much. Butt! For now I'm black and blue. Butt! And scraped. And such. Butt!