November 04, 2004

• Okay, greatest post ever.
• Somebody please get me a glass of water! That give me the vapours! *waves fan furiously* The good kind of vapours!
• I had forgotten they even make them like that.
• Oh. My. God. CABANA BOYS!!!
• now i remember why i keep my valet around--
• Very, very, erm.... therapeutic. Yeah, that's the ticket. Thanks, path!
• Let me be the only guy (afaik) in this thread to say... I think if I look too long I might turn gay. There ought to be a law.
• i love that they included some guys emphasizing hairy asses. ha. (and randomly, male happy trails=hotthotthott) yes, thanks. the vapors indeed.
• oh, hallelujah. path? you're my hero.
• I don't get it. Where's the pictures of GW and Kerry? What did you do with my politics?!?! Waaaaaaa.....!!!!!!
• Woo! Now I have proof that I can have a happy trail and a hairy ass and still be a model (in France at least) Go me!
• Well. Goodness. How wonderfully, gloriously... French. Ahem. I'm quite overcome. The should call the calendar "cheese-eating surrender studs".
• Holy mesomorphy, Batman. More pullups indicated. Look at those... lats. *wheeze*
• Oh merci beaucoup path, I feel much better now. Le rowr.
• Oh yes, there is a God after all. That was the most beautiful experience I've had in the past two weeks. Much needed and permanently in my favorites! path, if I can ever return the favor......
• Yummy.
• Speaking as a quarter century long lesbian, may i just say....mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
• Wooo! Nice, path. Very therapeutic indeed! But one made me laugh out loud. What are those darlings measuring with their fingers?
• Also, the same photo raises the question: how does one cope with the dreadful embarassment of turning up to a nude photoshoot, only to find that another guy's wearing the same ass tattoo as you?
• I think it's actually the same tattoo, spread across three different people.
• But they have no peanuts! Don't they have peanuts in France?
• Mmm mmm good. Thank you, path!
• Little Durian, one has a beer bottle. I hear beer and peanuts go together real nice.
• *puts down spear and shield* Holy hairy ass... can I just say that I've never wanted to bury my face into something as hard I have today? yeah...thanx.
• Where were the chicks?
• Paging WolfDaddy to MonkeyFilter, WolfDaddy to MonkeyFilter... Lordy, but that's an impressive collection. I notice they didn't let any props on the photo shoot, though.
• I didn't think you could naturally have an ass that cut, but my husband pointed out if a guy clenches his ass tight, not only do you get the cut-butt look, but it makes your package stick out more prominently and therefore *that* looks bigger. Plus if you're a no-assplay sort of person, it prevents unwanted intrusions. Boy, I never thought guys thought that stuff out so much. The things you learn. I liked they actually had hair. Mmmm, pettable. But most of them look like Greek statues to me rather than living breathing men. Still. I'm not complaining. Neither were most of the women I forwarded that to.
• Monkeyfilter: prevents unwanted intrusions
• Only in France... I can't imagine the All Blacks posing like that. Well, apart from Spencer. International rugby players are incredibly toned - I think they spend, like, all their waking hours in the gym when they're not doing underwear ads, so I can understand the cut bods.
• Spencer, maybe Rokocoko, Doug Howlett... fuck, all the Auckland back-line. I don't think, on the other hand, anyone will be looking for pics of Kees in the alltogether.
• fuck, all the Auckland back-line OK!
• What the hell is with that crappy copyright logo? Man, that sucks.
• OK! Somebody's in a good mood!
• (the first reaction of somebody in my dorky-ass-but-I-love-them online circle, the morning after the Big E, was to post porn. it's universal. Almost as good as ice cream and occasionally better.) This is why the internet exists, people. The... um... community spirit. Yes.
• Wurwilf: it's not porn. It's art. If it were porn, more of them would be smiling.
• Down, Kitty!