November 03, 2004

I heart Wonkette. The Glenlivet and uncertainty certainly helps.
posted by Jerry Garcia 20 years ago
  • Ohio Is the New Black About those exits: We're starting to get this weird feeling that the birdies who gave us those delicious early numbers are really Karl Rove. Or Ashton Kutcher. And while we usually are of the opinion that we like the sort of "punking" that's found in prison movies, we are not enjoying the prospect of getting reamed for another four years.
  • I haven't RTFM, but I heart Wonkette too. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
  • shit. I meant RTFA>
  • Wonkette is a wanker.
  • I heart Wonkette aussi. I just hope she is still this amusing in 2005, 2006, 2007, and 200fucking8.
  • Just saw her on one of the news channels (forget which). She said it was probably just as well that the experience for the young voters was so soul-crushing this time around, because it'll lower their expectations for the future. See, I knew there had to be a silver lining.
  • Fuck her,
  • You underestimate the GOP lawyers. OHIO is a four-letter word.
  • Waiting for Wankette, By JC Christian, Patriot.