November 03, 2004
Hello Kitty!
Hello Kitty and friends welcome you to the exciting and fantastic Hello Kitty World! Hello Kitty World will allow thousands of players to live and participate in Hello Kitty's magical and cute online world.
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I have a Hello Kitty! Smith & Wesson .44 Desert Eagle. I kill demons with it.
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Now this is the thread I need to camp out on for the evening.
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Hello Kitty, Goodbye Cruel World.
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I have Hello Kitty fluffy slippers. And no self- respect whatsoever.
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*pulls up a cushy chair and a 1.5 of cheap red wine*
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In the Grim Future of Hello Kitty, There is Only War.
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Or better yet
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I have a Hello Kitty toaster, and more self-respect than you would believe possible. Considering I'm a full-grown adult with a Hello Kitty toaster, and all.
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Oh, Hello Kitty, bring me your pastel colored, candy striped joy.
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God damn piece of shit fucking asshat morons, heads stuck so far up your asses that they're tickling the backs of your throats... ...Oops, wrong thread.
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...Oops, wrong thread. Yeah, that's right. Just go ahead and poo all over my exciting and fantastic! thread. I don't think you are magical! and cute! at all. And that handbag sucks eggs.
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Screw Everquest 2, this is the game for me!
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Is it too soon to mention the Official Hello Kitty Vibrator?
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Will Hello Kitty use her magical cuteness powers to reform our country's 'winner-take-all' system? Cause that'd be super neat.
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You are all wolves who are hungry to the human naked body. I will pray for you.
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Hey! It's Ben!
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Ssssh! I'm hiding.
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Hello Kitty have originally loved by little kids, but since 1997 she have got much favor of high school girls or more elder women. *snort*