November 02, 2004

Supermodel paints with people's cremains. (Now there's a sentence I never expected to write.)
posted by SideDish 20 years ago
  • She and Radar should get together.
  • Isn't her... umm... how shall I put this... fruits a bit low-hanging?
  • Apparently, she writes poetry too: "Precious rainbows in the sky, rejoice and glimmer within mine eye. The ancient knowledge you withhold of worlds forgotten, worlds of old." Never mind. I take that back.
  • I'm pretty. Pay attention to me.
  • Gosh, how time flies! Seems like it was just a couple weeks ago that she was only 4!
  • the truth is that the lucky few who have so far commissioned Denice's tribute paintings of their loved ones Yeah, they're so lucky to have dead loved ones that this lady can turn into paint.
  • Great, another clause I'll have to add to my will: "If any of you numbskulls so much as thinks of making me into some sofa-sized landscape, you get zilch."
  • O happy day and blissful hour! Now it lies within our power: Memorial portraits in the living room, the dining room, the hall, and one at least in every bedroom -- their cremains at rest on every blessed wall, dispelling gloom! Yes, the long dream of my heart's been to hang familial art: So -- Dave, Joe, Aunt Maud, or Cousin Ben? Which one will look best hung in the den?
  • 10.30.04 Man, was I inspired today. I finally saw the movie, "The Passion of the Christ" and was so moved I had to paint it. The result occured faster than you can imagine. I am now looking at the result of my efforts and at the face of Jesus that miraculously seemed to paint itself. When it dries, I will post on this site for all of you to view. I humbly suggest that if the face of Jesus had miraculously painted itself, it would actually be artistic instead of looking like this.
  • bees! bwhaaa!!
  • Could someone please explain to me how exactly one goes from being a model to a supermodel?
  • Could someone please explain to me how exactly one goes from being a model to a supermodel? I think we should let RuPaul's Blog cover that one. (some parts of this site may be NSFW, but it's a beautifully-done site in any case)
  • I like some of her paintings, particularly this one. Awesome verse bees! :D
  • bernockle, they undergo supersizing.
  • Claiming you're a supermodel is sort of like claiming you're intelligent - proof positive that you aren't really. Because if you were intelligent or a supermodel, everyone would already know it.
  • A supermodel is a model with superpowers. Like X-ray vision or telekinesis or ability to fly invisible aeroplanes or something.
  • *ponders* *wonders* Suppose, then, a poem might be described as supermodelled words.
  • "Which one will look best hung in the den?" *applause*
  • Well, painting with ashes probably shows a tad more respect for the dead than what these clowns committed.
  • I feel really sorry that the majority of you that have responded to my work as you have aren't capable of comprehending the compassion with which this work is intended. - Denice
  • Thank you Coppermac. At least you get it. Bless you.
  • You sick fucks.