November 02, 2004

But Mom, I don't want to go to the temple... No one we know, I'm sure.
posted by OneOliveShort 20 years ago
  • BWHAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHA!!! we need these in my 'hood! too many damn kids wandering about.
  • Hey hey - sign me up! wait - blood sucking monkeys? Ewww! forget it!
  • dammit, who let quidnunc out of his cage?
  • Unanaticpated changes happen in Monkey years. Hanuman may be annoyed.
  • Nostrildamus has already apologized, right?
  • Yeah, I'm still traumatized that Nostril has become a born-again monkey.
  • They can just change the name of the place to the Temple of the Vampire Monkeys. Problem solved.
  • Man am I stuffed! Wait until I put the pics up on flickr.
  • Wait, wait - wasn't this supposed to be phase 3 of The Plan? They weren't supposed to start sucking the temple kids' blood until squidranch and Darshon had led an elite squad of rhesus macaques to gain control of the means of production and distribution of beer. Damn, guys, what the point of making A Plan if nobody's going to stick to it?
  • sucks to your ass-mar!
  • Vampire monkeys bite your throat suck your blood villagers saw that this was good Vampire monkeys just too late for Halloween tricky treatment in their neighbourhood /Department of Mob Hysteria
  • You know, this is one reason why the Monkeyphilia here makes me uneasy. All the monkeys I've encountered (in India) have been vicious little brutes. *heaves a sigh of relief, now that the confession is done*
  • dhruva - I think the monkeyphilia is generally at a distance. Personally, I only really like apes, and that is also very much at a distance (amazing creatures, don't really want to be within reaching distance of their powerful arms). Sock monkeys being an exception, of course - they are very nice close up.
  • Right, sock monkeys I can handle :)
  • I'm a bit fed up with chimpy sock-puppets right about now.