October 31, 2004

Film Synopses for the Impatient Because, really, you shouldn't have to devote 10 bucks and 2 hours to the latest cinematic re-tooling of Three's Company by the pop-culture garbage compactor which is Hollywood.
  • This site is not funny. Plus I am too impatient to read these synopses. Synopses should be *short*.
  • Nos, try the Prince of Egypt synopsis.
  • Still not funny.
  • No, but it's short ;)
  • Aye!
  • Have a Happy Halloween, Nostrildamus. *Hugs*
  • I prefer Movie-A-Minute.
  • Also short - Squashed philosophers
  • ok, new plan: ignore the link at the top of the page, just post cool abbreviations of things in this thread. Boo-yah. Putting the it in community.
  • Movie-a-Minute's synopsis of all David Lynch films: Some Woman I do enjoy my nice, idyllic lifestyle, but I hope that underneath my seemingly perfect suburban world there is corruption and evil. (SOME WOMAN discovers her OWN CORPSE and is ARRESTED.) Midget Someday that gum you like is going to come back in style. Hit Man (laughs cryptically) (An EYE is slit open with a RAZOR BLADE. We learn that SOMEBODY was really SOME WOMAN all along, and they were on the MOON.) THE END
  • I also like Movie Pooper.
  • An EYE is slit open with a RAZOR BLADE. Ahem!