The power of poor policy compells you! The power of poor policy compells you!
It's already there! "...a firmer grip on this up-for-grabs state."
"With.. uhhh... my... powers that have been vest...ves... vessta... uhh... I mean... umm... given to me... I ... uhhh.... CLAIM THIS CHILD'S SOUL IN THE NAME OF MY ONE TRUE FATHER, DESTROYER OF EARTH, THE LORD OF THE UNDERWORLD: SATAN!!!! and... uhh... umm.. ooh... not good... lotta people saw that.... ummm... Kerry made me do it?..."
Bush makes another attempt to reach out to democrats.
(btw, great idea for a post, merc... nice!)
"I've always wanted to be able to palm a basketball, but oh man this is still pretty sweet."
"Wait a sec, here, just lemme do a little Vulcan mind-meld. . . . You're right, little girl, there is a bogeyman -- and his name is John Kerry."
"The First Lady is looking for her Superglue, Mr. President."
"If I squeeze hard enough, maybe I'll get to the juicy part!"
"Mommy, the bad man has blood on his hands!"
BRAINSSSSS!!!!
zombie-related derail: the undead-looking guy whose head is just above Bush's in that shot is freaking me out.
"Damn, her brain's smaller than mine and she's still smarter! Karl! Explain!"
President Bush shows off his baby-deflecting skills.
"Hmmm... This head feels like it might stop a bullet... Dick! Draft the bitch!"
Don't grow up to be like Jenna... whatever you do, don't do it... She's a lying, drunken whore. You don't want to be a whore do you? (cute voice) no you don't.. my widdle girl's gonna be a nice stay at home mom, isn't she? Isn't she....
*mind-control voice* "You will remember Poland!"
Semen smells good, doesn't it?
George W. Bush supports using the Eagle Claw Technique on young children.
I hear David Cross' "That's GOOD jew baby heart!"
"And when your mother puts you down, you WILL walk again, praise Jeebus!"
Call it a faith-based healthcare initiative.
"Smell the glove!"
"Remember..."
"And coming up after the break, the inspiring story of a brave young girl, who's undergoing pioneering surgery to remove a George Bush-shaped growth from her forehead."
"And that was the day I learned what a coconut was."
flashboy, you made me laugh out loud. Thanks.
I bet you thought I was just giving you pat on the head didn't you little girl? Well, as I like to say...don't mess with Texas! Yeah, that's right I stink palmed you!
You get a picture of that?! This is why the 'merican people like me...because I'm just plain folks.
"Gimme back My Pet Goat!"
Wonkette sez "The president demonstrates his proposal for a faith-based approach to Head Start." which I think is hysterical. But I love her so much it's hard to be objective anymore.
Campaign scandal erupts as young girl caught by photographer giving head to the President.
"Away, ya' democrat spawn."
/that's a really, good caption, mecurious
Crashing the Edwards rally, the President viciously attacked young Emma Claire Edwards with the deadly "Five Monkey Eye Gouge".
"A fever of only 103.5. Does NOT qualify for a flu shot."
"Will someone please remove this girl's tongue from under my watchband!"
"Licking my palm is what it takes to fund 'No child left behind.'"
"I said SIT on my face and tell me that you love me!"
or, on a different note,
"Pai Mei taught HIM the five-point-palm exploding face technique?"
"Klaatu barada nikto!"
"IN the name of the LAWWWWD all mighty jeeeebus I smite the democrat out of this child!"
Ha! I think mecurious wins.
oh, I am way too late for this party...
"Whatcha complaining about? That's the way MY parents used to hold me when I was her age..."
"I still can't master that Three Stooges eye gouge..."
"I'm sorry. The kid just looked too much like John Edwards."
I think I can word mine a little better:
"Campaign scandal erupts as a little girl is caught on film giving head to the President."
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"fuck off, liberal"
Zombie Republicans: Bush defends using Tiger Claw
"She's stuck to my hand!"
(And points for the Swordsman II reference above. Best. Movie. Ever.)
giving head to the President." </edit>