October 27, 2004

Genetically engineered poodle kitties You can now own your very own genetically engineered, allergy-free pussycat. No more, "I love them, but I can't get near them."
posted by es el Queso 20 years ago
  • I hope they don't concoct a few thousand of these creatures and then discover that they explode at age 5 or when exposed to infants
  • Now all I have to get past is my deep and unending fear/hatred of cats. Then I can get one.
  • Actually, clockzero your scenario sounds pretty fucking cool. Poodlekitty guts sprayed across some wailing infants. I want pictures.
  • Now they just need to work on the shedding. Of course, I wouldn't want to have to regularly clip a cat by hand either.
  • Well...Let's EAT!
  • We're smart enough to engineer hypoallergenic pussycats but can't figure out why so many of us are now sensitive to allergens in the first place? There weren't this many people allergic to xyz 30-40 years ago. (Pollutants, *cough* *cough* made by the same pharmaceutical/chemical companies that sell antihistimines, GM cats, etc.) My tinfoil hat is heating up...
  • Now if they could just get that cat box to smell like roses ....
  • Next up. Honest politicians.
  • If you or your family are allergic to cats then don't get a cat!
  • Do not taunt Happy Fun Kitty.
  • Now if they could just get that cat box to smell like roses .... Hey, when they can come up with Tulip Poop(tm), I'll by stock in that company.
  • Or, you know, preview my comments for typos.
  • I am so going to buy Tulip Poop (TM) Biocats (TM) for my mom. She has an inordinately large number of cats.
  • I read this as "senseless kitties" and thought it would be an inhumane kitten photo bombardment. :)