October 27, 2004

• Way super cool. I am waiting for the day that quadriplegics and stroke victims get chips implanted and the monkeys realize they can control people. /goes back to reading Interface.
• Homo monkey handjob lab HOLY GOD THE EXPERIMENT IS OUT OF CONTROL
• Stop trolling you bastard Sorry
• Sorry That's not enough. We demand a proper apology FPP replete with prostrations and appeals for mercy.
• Homo monkey handjob lab For the record, I have no problem with my tax dollars going towards this kind of research.
• But can the monkey play Super Mario?
• Mario Schmario, can it feed me grapes will I lie on a couch watching nude boys covered in olive oil wrestle?
• Man Moves Objects With His Mind Using New Sensor
• if this becomes widespread the things I think won't stay inside my sensored head
• What if Bionics Were Better
• While covering the Iraq war, BBC producer Stuart Hughes lost his leg. His new prosthetic foot is so advanced, it may even allow amputee soldiers back into battle.
• VIDEO: Monkey Controls Robotic Arm With Mind. Beware Of Robot Monkeys.
• Robo-monkey uses brain power to feed itself
• Mind-Controlled Artificial Arm Begins the First Human Testing
• Monkey brains 'feel' virtual objects: Macaques use a brain-controlled virtual hand to identify artificial texture of objects.
• Mind-controlled robot arms show promise: People with tetraplegia use their thoughts to control robotic aids.
• Monkeys Made Smarter With Prosthetic Device
• Lab rats 'acquire sixth sense'
• Yorkshire Pigs Control Computer Gear With Brain Waves
• New Interface Allows Humans to Move a Rat’s Tail With Their Thoughts
• The World’s First Mind-controlled Exoskeleton!
• I Wore a Bionic Leg, And I Never Wanted To Take It Off Again
• Our Cyborg Overlords May Arrive Sooner Than Expected: A group of scientists recently created a genuine mouse cyborg. It’s only a matter of time until those same advances are applied to humans.
• Scientists Control One Person's Body With Another Person's Brain
• Bionic humans are about to get an upgrade, thanks to monkey cyborgs
• Amputee Successfully Feels Prosthetic Grip Strength Via Arm Electrodes
• 3D-printed exoskeleton helps paralyzed skier walk again: The robotic suit, created by 3D Systems and EksoBionics, allows Amanda Boxtel, who was paralyzed in a skiing accident, to walk for the first time since 1992.
• Scientists Hacked Monkey Brains to Electronically Control Their Decisions