October 27, 2004

Porn Movie Titles Based On Real Movies. (NSFW.) (e.g. Throbbin' Hood, A Midsummer Night's Cream.) "We have set out to have the definitive collection of adult movie titles based on actual movies." (A noble goal, that.) Makes me think of a party I went to in the early 1990s where a bunch of folks had a blast making up fake porno titles like The Hugeative and The Sperminator. Can you do any better?
posted by HawthorneWingo 20 years ago
  • If memory serves me this is a double, but I don't care, I can't get enough of this stuff. "Honey, will you pop in 'Shaving Ryan's Privates' please?
  • "The Loin King"
  • Shoot. Sorry. I searched for "porn" and "porno," and didn't find anything.
  • There's Something About Mary's Vagina
  • (I got mine from Letterman, an embarrassingly long time ago. So long ago that Giuliani hadn't cleaned up Times Square yet.) HawthorneWingo: Is this a dupe thread?
  • Hawthorne: Nothing in the archives right now because of Monkeyfilter's little hiccup, no biggie. Probably just my bad memory recalling something porn related (Porn? On Mofi? Nevaaar!) ;)
  • Harry Potter and the Hot, Wet Teen Virgin Sluts
  • Cumalot
  • Star Trek III: The Search for Cock
  • Taint Your Wagon
  • Cold Mountain = Hot Mountin'
  • Black Cock Down
  • Star Whores, complete with heavy breathing.
  • Cream Catcher. Creamer vs. Creamer. (Neither original, I am sure.)
  • HawthorneWingo wins
  • I remember seeing Flesh Dance" when it first was released, and was astonished at the quality! It was a makeover of the well known Flashdance and made with real cinema, not video.
  • One of my favorite games! My usual offerings are: IndieAnal Bones and the Temple of Poon; Barely Legally Blonde; Edward Penishands And some of the best I've heard are: Hairy Palmer and the Sorcerer's Bone; Joanie Loves Crotchie; Position: Impossible; E-Three: The Extra Testicle; Yo Quiero Taco Smell
  • The Torn Hymenity. Yeah, I know.
  • The worse, the better -- you know?
  • I'm surprised that the list doesn't mention Jane Bond and the Man with the Golden Rod. Or Friday the 13th: a Nude Beginning.
  • Oh man, there's some funny stuff on MoFi today! This is why I keep coming back...
  • Further to A Midsummer Night's Cream, more potential Shakespearean porn: King Leer Tightass Androgynous Julius Sees Her The Merry Sluts of Windsor Romeo and Juliet and Juliet's Sister The Winter's Tail Much Ado About Fucking Love's Labour's Lust The Sexpest CoriolAnus
  • Sex Trek: The Next Penetration and my favorite, from the 'Snatch' game How to Succeed in Snatch Without Really Trying
  • Further to more potential Shakespearean porn, more Shakespearean porn with less potential: Measure for Pleasure Two Lesbians of Verona Twelve-Inch Knight Testicles, Prince of Tyre Macbreast The Cum on Dee of Errol
  • Here's one that doesn't require a name change at all (I think it deserves bonus points for being a rather serious art-house movie): Taste of Cherry And a special mention for Step into liquid which sounds like it must be a movie about accidentally stepping in dog crap.
  • The Taming of the Screw or The Taming of the Bush? The Pimp of Venice or The Merchant of Penis? middleclasstool: The "Snatch" game sounds like the Queef Game (my best friend invented it). Two forms: either you sub in "queef" for words in titles, or the original game, where you think of words you wouldn't want to use to describe a queef. "Ancient", "one-size-fits-all", "McDonald's", "literary", and so on. There's also the "Anal Game" where while driving down the road, you put the word "anal" in front of the names of cars you see. So, like, "Anal Explorer", "Anal Tracker", "Anal Expedition"...
  • (1) Anal Game! LOL! (2) "Merchant of Penis" gets my vote.
  • Nice! I'll have to start playing the Anal Game now. Yeah, the Snatch game is simply replacing nouns in movie, play, or book titles with the word 'snatch.' Snatch Wars The Taming of the Snatch O Snatch, Where Art Thou etc.
  • hee hee hee. analclasstool.
  • the quidanal kid? If you combined the Snatch game and the Queef game.... it would get bad. "The Queefing of the Snatch"
  • hee hee hee. analnika.
  • Fairy Potter and the Sorceror's Schlong I F Huckabees Who the bleep do we fuck? The Grunt The Cock Ring More later...
  • Anal Fiesta. Anal Sportage. That anal game's a good one.
  • The best Shakespeare ones I've seen are here. Scroll down to the bottom of the page: "William Shakespeare retires from Gay Porn." Ass, You Lick It... Tight-ass Androgynous... Masterpieces, I tell you.
  • hee hee hee. analWingo.
  • Analfilter. Analbashi. Analwendell. Analdamus. This is the best game ever.
  • AnalStool.
  • p.s. As You Like It Rammed Up Your Ass is brilliance.
  • Or alternately, MiddleSizedAnalTool
  • The Fast and the Furriest Jiggly Shall We Screw? Lettin' Me Stick It: A Series of Unfortunate Events
  • Penis of Nazareth
  • 'At's Spew, Lick It
  • Hey Athena, you're right. Stuff like Romeo at Joliet (a prison-sex adventure) is gold.
  • The Unspearable Tightness of Ling-Ling Schwing Raid
  • ROFL! (hee hee hee analjane)
  • Damn, HawthorneWingo beat me to this post! However, I did find this list which has a few worthy additions, methinks, even if it doesn't include Spread Her in the Grass which is currently listed on my hotel adult film listings