October 24, 2004

Curious George: I keep getting this weird error message when I try to post to Monkeybashi's blog: "Your comment could not be submitted due to questionable content: free. Please correct the error in the form below, then press Post to post your comment." Huh? Suggestions/explanations?
  • No. 1 was getting shitloads of comment spam a while back. Her software filters out certain spammy words, and "free" is apparently one of them. I found this out a couple of weeks ago after emailing her when a post of my wouldn't take. Apparently, her aggressive program was filtering out periods. Solution: email tracicle, and she'll take that word off of the filter.
  • That's what you get for sending her porn. Quit being so dirty, and she'll let you post. :P
  • Ha, the_bone, my sister laughed when she saw "program filtering out periods" and said, "I could use a program like that."
  • That's pretty damned funny.
  • Oh, it was the "free" bit that was the problem, not the one I thought when I replied to your email, SideDish. I will indeed remove it. It's a useful program, except for times like this.
  • tracicle, why do you hate freedom?
  • tracicle, why do you hate freedom? Fat ugly troll.
  • PS -- hoping you are well, your quidness. Is this what the nOObs regard as cliqy shit? If so ......... (space for word of nOOb choice). Please send me your bank leg details, so that I may share the 20 million spare legs I have inherited with you, the needy. Cash only, please.
  • Is this what the nOObs regard as cliqy shit? I believe so. n00bz hate us. It's because they have so many legs - some have literally hundreds of legs! But they only have one arm to share between them all! They pass it around, from n00b to n00b, and each can take his or her turn to make tea, blow nose, jerk off, etc. It's a tough life for them, the poor little many-legged bastards.
  • Bah, that's a lie. n00bz are people just like you and me, they are two apples high and live in a magic mushroom village constantly menaced by jewish stereotypes.
  • Untrue! N00bs are all around us - they fill up the air, and are invisible creatures made of popcorn! Sometimes they collect clothes hangers, on other occaisions they remind one of hot cheese.
  • What is this monkeybashi you speak of?
  • *waves hand*
  • Ooh. That explains an awful lot.
  • Ha. n00b. You're not allowed in our clique, so go back to your castle of congealed sno-cone goo, you filthy ostrich molestor. Joke. Please do not go back to your castle of sno-cone goo and molest an ostrich.
  • No, actually I'd pay good money to see that.
  • $5, and you bring the ostrich.
  • How many legs do you have, smallish bear? The ostrich wants to know.