October 23, 2004

The presidential election = Select the perennial idiot. A 2004 anagrammy winner...

...which just barely beat Senator John Forbes Kerry = Rent-a-bore. Sorry, he's no JFK! (Admit it, that's funny, regardless of your political persuasion.)

posted by pyknosis 20 years ago
  • Doh! Sorry about the sidebar link. I'm new to posting around these parts.
  • Shoot, was going to post Anagrammy soon. Everyone should poke around that site some. It's incredible.
  • Spiro Agnew = Grow A Penis (wish I could take credit, but allegedly invented by Dick Cavett)
  • Weapons of mass destruction = Wars made of suspect notions. Weapons of mass destruction = Stupid son saw no traces of 'em.
  • drjimmy, I think that one was composed by Paul Krassner or one of the Yippies.
  • Monkeyfilter: Term of Ye Link Monkeyfilter: Free link to my... Monkeyfilter: Link to my reef?
  • MonkeyFilter: Try men... life OK!
  • MonkeyFilter: I left monkery.
  • Tracy Hope: Earthy cop. Tracy "tracicle" Hope: Create policy chart. pyknosis: Spiky son. christophine: Rich? Nope. Shit. nostrildamus: Not amid slurs. middleclasstool: All dildos cost me. middleclasstool: A dolt's cold smile. pete_best ~ beset pet the quidnund kid: I didn't quench UK. the quidnund kid: Nick hunted Quid. the quidnund kid: Cunt hid in UK. Q.E.D.!
  • scheisse, that should have been "quidnunc" above. the anagrams are still right, though
  • Cunt hid in UK. Q.E.D.! True, true.
  • Wolof: W = "fool"
  • Perched Herr, I toils.
  • I dig your blog dr. pyknosis, especially the part about the schizophrenic cyborg from 2011, who thinks the government is burning out your hair.
  • Wolof: If you add an "A" (my middle initial), you get the following combinations: Shit tenor, choir panderer. Thirteen inches! Drop! Roar! Record penis in her throat. Rad tenor is her hot prince. Harried terpsichore. Horned theocrat inspirer. The porn director's hernia.
  • Little Durian: A tired lil' nut. Little Durian: Tilted urinal. Alnedra: A la nerd. Alnedra: Rad elan.
  • Some real ace ones there, boney. All I can offer regarding myself is "Marc damn DNA wreck".
  • Double Post: Busted loop. Double Post: Upset blood.