October 23, 2004

Coulter Confronted with Custard! Two men ran onstage and threw custard pies at conservative columnist Ann Coulter as she was giving a speech at the University of Arizona, hitting her in the shoulder, police said.

Take that, Ann! That's what you get for never saying anything innocuous. (Now -- who can find us a picture?)

posted by scartol 19 years ago
  • cool! she's such a bitch. it would be great if they hit her in the face.
  • Yeah - I want to see the VIDEO! anyone??? I only wish it was FOS instead of custard.
  • Her and Bill Gates need to hook up.
  • I applaud these men and propose that the next Presidential campaign include a town-hall style custard pie debate.
  • I'm gonna keep checking here. I guarantee it was the BBB they'll have video.
  • I always thought that she looked like a praying mantis with a blond wig attached. She's just begging to be pied again. And I quote: "From that far away they can't even hit me?" I volunteer my services to Al Pieda, or whatever the hell they are called and will head the LA cell, so I can whack her with a gooey banana cream.
  • I love pying, it solves nothing but it doesn't really hurt anything either...except the people who get arrested, I guess... I think Bush said he wouldn't go to some meeting of world leaders and thinkers to discuss poverty and the enviroment becuase he said he didn't want to go there and get pied. Kind of shows its something that upsets his ilk...
  • Considering that she's a vicious freeper attack whore, she's actually kinda hot. On the other hand, something tells me she's not interested in guys.
  • Next time, leave the pies at home and use roofing nails.
  • "she's actually kinda hot" ?!?!?!?!?!? This is the beast that will you will have coitus with, and then she will bite your head clean off. There are republicans that I would fuck, and get my head bitten off for, but not Ann Coulter.
  • I hope it hurt.
  • Not to imply that you should put a bag over her head or anthing like that....
  • I heard that she has teeth in her vagina. [NSFW, and read at your own risk]
  • I would sooner pork a pineapple.
  • Considering that she's a vicious freeper attack whore, she's actually kinda hot. No, she's not hot. She's creepy. She's a freaking reptile. On the other hand, something tells me she's not interested in guys. Or gals, either. It's power that gets her wet. Power, and meanness. Hate's a bad thing generally, I think, but Coulter's worth hating. She's everything that's bad with the world, IMO. I could go on.
  • Never send in a sapiens where a Monkey would do the job properly. Should have been actual poo-flinging pie for the cow.
  • Here's the video. Got it on wonkette.
  • Just saw the video on the local news. The pies launched in her direction didn't go anywhere near her, but her reaction is just priceless. Must-see TV, indeed.
  • Aw jeez, the wretch was almost over! Now she'll be front page news again. Let the female McCarthy fade away...never to be remembered except by professional historians, as a tiny greasy footnote on 21st century politics.
  • What Nal said.
  • As the instigator of this thread, I just want to say that I'm a bit dismayed by the "Man Show" tone it's acquired.. Can't we discuss idiot scumbucket female Republicans without making it into yet another "I'd do her / I wouldn't do her" disscussion? Thanks for the vid clip, Fedora!
  • Eeeuw.
  • scartol: Apparently not. Sorry.
  • Are you allowed to pie mere pundits? In Canada, we pie politicians, but they are in charge, after all. It should also always be a gentle assault, done from close up, so there is no chance in hurting the person, only their dignity. I agree with scartol. Most of all, when you talk about a woman like that, no matter how distasteful her opinions are, you give men a bad rap. If you want women, and other men, to respect you as intelligent and thoughtful, then you can't be talking like that. Coulter is an idiot because of what she says, and her gender has nothing to do with it. She does use her attractiveness to advantage, but so do any male pundits or politicians when they can.
  • The question I always want to ask when the I'd Do Her Chorus tunes up is "What makes you think she'd do you?"
  • Chaz, you've just made my day. Ann Coulter reminds me of those oh-so-pretty schoolmates that boy panted after, even though they'd hold abominable opinions and even more abominable attitudes.
  • Which just proves, once again, that men are idiots. ;)
  • Except that they aren't. Men are people, women are people.
  • Thanks jb.
  • I find it shitty when discussion of political women evolves into a discussion of their looks*. Most political men are so ugly they're frightening, but discussion of them almost never ends up a discussion of their looks. Orrin Hatch and Ashcroft both have faces that make me want to board my doors and windows, but when most people criticize them, the criticism is based on their demon acts, not their zombie looks. Thanks scartol, for re-adjusting the direction of discussion. *I'm not being high and mighty, I've done the same crap. It used to be that I'd tease our governor for her mannish looks. It was a shitty and ignorant thing for me to do, and I'm glad I figured that out before I did it too often.
  • I'm sorry to go back to a joke about Coulter's appearance, but she looks so anorexic, I thinkshe was most afraid some of the pie might end up in her mouth. What more can I say?
  • I'm trying to think of something that they could have done besides throw pies and MISS that would carry the same sort of ineffectual ludicrousness deftly combined with badly done Stoogifying. Can't yet.
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