October 21, 2004

Worst Toupee in the USA Contest
  • The theory is good, but the implementation is a bit weak. I've gotten several of the same person in a row, and it seems as if they really don't have many good examples. Mostly, it's just a few celebrities. Ah, well. I wonder if there's a mullet rating site. Granted, it's very 4 years ago, but I could probably get some advertising money off that idea. Hmmm.
  • Winner's toupee must look worse than Sam Donaldson's. Yes, folks, there's hell toupee.
  • How many Elton John lookalikes could there possibly be?
  • This was coded by a bag of weasels on PCP, in the dark, with an old clothes mangle.