Quidnunc kid, all is forgivengotten (well, anyway prior to October 5).
So come home!
What, you guys have discussed my posting history before?
Only when you're not looking, jimbecile.
Ach, I'm such a nitwit!
Please, ye monkey comeback kids, don't dwell in self-imposed exile, come home Decani, spackle, goetter, PF, fuyugare, and all missing monkeys! Sure some names escape me at the moment, but come back in spite of my omission!
PF's coming back soon, goetter's not so much in the mood at the moment, fuyu says "back in December". spackle and Decani would appear to be permanent casualties.
Thank you, Wolof, for the information.
Two more weeks of jumpy merkin monkeys. I wrote a huge rant for this thread, something along the lines of "mean stoopid biblethumpers suck" but deleted it at the last second.
Now I'm gonna go find something silly to post. Much better for sanity.
Wolof, thanks for letting us know where everyone is.
Quid, get yer arse back in the pool.
Having made niyyah (in the heart, and not merely by words) and having performed the necessary wudu, and subsequent to giving thanks to great Monkeybashi in the morning and also at sunset, in addition to paying the necessary tithes and road-tolls, and after bathing seven times in the waters of Ganges (great mother of us all), and concluding with some whirling, shaving of hair (of head and of arm-pit), not to mention the sacrificial amputation of one testicle, I feel finally cleansed of heavy burden of my sinful defilement of the holy sepulchre of Monkeyfilter and ready to re-join the blessed congregation of the faithful, apologising once and for all for my use of un-Parliamentary language in these hallowed pages, you goddam fuckwits.
i heart quid
(the monkey, not the money)
quid pro quo. so? go! y'know?
No.
I feel igry now.
Sidedish...i *heart* quid more!!!
Aww, you're all too sweet. Let's orgy.
*unbuttons shirt*
*buys leather furniture and blacklight posters*
Shameful.
Yet genuinely arousing.
Hey you kids! Stay outta the ben gay!
Hmm, I don't know quid... only giving thanks twice a day? That's not commitment.
I fail to see what this post has to do with my long running cliche regarding Max Guiltson's movie, "The Unbuttoning of the Tights" which follows the story of an unrepentant batshit insane millionaire movie star beating the living hell out of his neruoses on-screen.
Losers. Just looking for your +1s!
Someone's jealous!!
Can we not learn from our history here?
This kind of perversion must not go on!
givengotten (well, anyway prior to October 5). So come home!