October 19, 2004

Rescue Rick the Grass Cut Man Mudrinich, advocate and promoter of grass cut safety and Founder of the Society of Lawn Mower Amputees, is available for your christening or bar mitzvah.
posted by SideDish 20 years ago
  • I like that he's available for amputee events.
  • What would Rescue Rick do at a bridal shower? For example, does the cape stay on?
  • Nice socks.
  • I wish you'd warned me about the picture of his mangled foot, Side. Looks like it still smarts.
  • Yes, very colourful. Also, nice cape. There's no S-cape, though.
  • There's no S-cape, though. *cries*
  • Your Rescue Rick holiday update! Rescue Rick Meets Santa Claus Hermatige, PA (PRWEB) December 7, 2004 -- Richard Mudrinich, Rescue Rick the Grass Cut Man, met with Santa Claus at the North Pole. Rescue Rick is an advocate and promoter of yard safety, in particular grass cut safety. So, Rescue Rick went to the North Pole to give the jolly Big Guy his wish list for Christmas.
  • This guy is a retard.
  • Unitard, Nostril. Unitard.
  • Thinking about about the three-legged doggy amputees, I wonder how many of these result from 'lawn care injuries'. In any event, I wish him well, poor man, as well as his doggy amputees.
  • Aww, Lil' Brother, you're a champion!
  • Is losing a toe really "partial amputation of the foot"?