January 08, 2004

I'm In Monkey Heaven!
I've come to really dig the "lavender alternative" and thought I would celebrate my comfort by bombarding you with monkey links galore. Check out Rally monkey's joint, spanking the monkey(no, not like that), the poor aquatic ape: the sea monkey, the monkey shakespeare simulator, where's monkey?, is my monkey hot or not?, which monkey are you? and (best for last) the archives of the monkey king!
Enjoy.
posted by forksclovetofu 20 years ago
  • Funny, the slower I spanked the monkey the more I enjoyed it. Please advise.
  • Which monkey are you? "I am HearNoEvil. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter."
  • "I am Speak No Evil. Actions speak louder than words. Silence is golden, and you know this well."
  • this is proof that monkey links cannot be denied! when we attempt to keep monkey links to a minimum, they just explode all at once! huzzah!
  • anyone ever been here? "where the humans are caged and the monkeys run wild." it's hysterical. the monkeys sit above the visitors and lower these little dishes on chains for peanuts. they clang and rattle the dishes if they don't get enough. heh.
  • Pfft - that 'which monkey are you' was way off. I speak evil all the time - like when the bus just passed on by without stopping. Lawdy there was some evil spoke that day ...
  • So much down-home monkey flavor in one post. *leaps between adjoining branches in glee* anyone ever been here? I haven't been there, but I've visited the Singapore Zoo, where the rare golden lion tamarin roams freely.
  • It seems that I hear no evil. Like if I needed that test to figure out by myself. Amuse me!!
  • Like if I needed that test to figure out by myself By far, my worst logical mistake.
  • Ok, now now I'm felling pedant. I'll retire to my cave.
  • Arghh!
  • Zemat's been replaced by a random comment generator.
  • Just thought I'd throw this in for kicks.
  • Hmm.. 1. Create MoFi account. 2. Use random comment generator. 3. ? 4. Profit!!! Sorry about the above silliness. Too much caffeine made me abort my brain... I'm still recovering the pieces.
  • I can't believe that Dr. Zaius was voted only a 5 when he's clearly a ten! (that would be in the Monkey Hot or Not link, of course)
  • 1. See nickdanger come up with a crazy idea. 2. Take it to an altogether insaner level. 3. ??? 4. PROFIT!
  • Mustached Monkeys Take Over The SF Zoo It's like a Lorax family reunion.