October 15, 2004

Aronose Doesn't this thing remind you of that device Steve Martin's character in The Jerk invented? What would you use this for?
  • Are you a complete nerd, but are afraid that everyone may not realize this just by looking at you? Then buy the new Aronose!
  • It is indeed the hight of bourgeious rediculousness. My guess would be it helps open up your nostrils to help you breathe. Actually I have some trouble breathing because of how my nose is shaped, and maybe just how I breathe. My guitar teacher just had surgery that opened up his nose as a side effect and he says he feels alot less anxious now. I don't know where I stand, I get really pissed when I can't breathe, but this may be kinda silly.
  • How long until there is an Aronose fetish?
  • bernockle, by your statement, you created it.
  • Isn't it just a high-tech version of this?
  • It says something about using it with essential oils -- some kind of aromatherapy thing? Or a product for people with more money than sense?
  • My mom would just rub our chests or our upper lips with Vicks vapor rub to do the same thing. This just seems like another thingy that you really don't need, just want.
  • You could hang used panties from them. You know, that you bought from the Japanese vending machine.
  • I'm so buying one of these for my next coke bender.
  • what, no kitten juggling? * i know i nose you belong to some body new but tonight you belong to me altho altho we're apart you're part of my heart once more just to dream in the moonlight i nose with the dawn that ewe will be gone but tonight you smell like whatever i put on my nose pads * oh pointy bird o pointy pointy--
  • Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... If these two get together... Oh Honey!
  • that was written by steve martin a long long time ago oh no not me i never lost control --bowie now if steve and i got together-- i fear he's become too el-aid for the likes of moi
  • Compleat Works of John Lillison (England's greatest one-armed poet)
  • yes, but he had it in his book of poems, which i never got to see i'm sure he credited him he is a phd in phil
  • no, no keep 'em apart! STEREO! dueling poets
  • i'm sorry i don't know beeswacky and i'm sorry you think anything but a solid block of text is only poetry and not perhaps and easier means in which to adequately express oneself in text but it doesn't seem i have much in common with any of you and while i am not making any assumptions the re-verse seems not to be true *leaves*