October 15, 2004

Splif Peanut Butter: Warning May Contain Drugs. Items seized by the DEA that were used for drug trafficing from peanut butter jars to car transmissions.

This comes from the DEA publication, Microgram that gives monthly bulletins of unusual seizures. Via Cool Gov.

posted by Cincinatus 20 years ago
  • Spliff!
  • Splaceman Spliff!
  • You put your chocolate in my peanut butter. (...)
  • Looks like someone is pulling their chain with the splif peanut butter thing.
  • i knew i should have avoided the generic "jif-like pb" and went with spliff brand. "pass the pb-and-j to the left hand side"
  • I like the Stoners and Buddafingers. However, the "heroin filled lollipops" kind of bury the needle on my parental paranoia meter. I mean, my kid loves lollipops. If he ever got hold of one that was chock full of powdered heroin, it'd be OD before you could snap. Scary stuff for a dad.
  • Ahem. Heroin-filled lollipops "bury the needle?" You go to your room.