October 15, 2004

Self-inflicted amputation:My question, is how could anybody make this type of mistake?

Wouldn't you feel yourself when you grabbed your *neck*, and certainly you would feel the knife right?

posted by bratcat 20 years ago
  • Romanians clearly have problems. Bad, nasty, leg-crossing-wince-inducing horriblehorriblehorrible problems. With their penises.
  • maybe he ment to choke it?
  • I love the accompanying map or Romania. It helps me put the article in the proper perspective.
  • That is just nuts.
  • The link flashboy posted that is, exploding penises, oh my.
  • trying to think of a good aron ralston joke here, but its just not happening... bok!
  • trepanning anyone? (sorry, no links presaved) i'm going with the usual suspect: alcohol
  • Amputation? Doesn't that make hair grow on your palms or something? ;-]
  • And now for even more Problems
  • I am never taking my penis to Romania.
  • Obviously, you have never personally woken up drunk, annoyed, and still half-asleep. Feel free to continue avoiding it, however.
  • I've woken up drunk, annoyed, and still half-asleep many many times, but not one of those times have I felt the need to mangle a live chicken.
  • Romania is no place for a penis, it seems.
  • Fucking hell. I don't suppose any Romanian monkeys would care to explain exactly what's up with their penis-crazed country? Hmmm? (oh, small NSFW cartoon image in article, btw)
  • Sell that man a penis mightier, Alex.
  • another Yea whats up with Romania and penis trouble?
  • Gives a whole new meaning to "dog's breakfast".
  • One is led to wonder if Romanians in particular are more likely to have a sounding fetish. ouch
  • Oh yeah ... upon scrolling down, NSFW.
  • While I have never mistaken my penis for a chicken, I did one time mistake it for my mother's curling iron. I have never offered to curl a woman's hair since.
  • Actually, all of these events in Romania involve the same man.
  • Still think the Romanian penis stories aren't as bad as a news report I read a few years ago, from the Balkans I believe. A group of several guys got into a drunken boasting contest about who was the toughest, and eventually staggered out into the back yard to prove it. The first one slapped his hand down on the chopping block and cut off a finger. From there they progressed to hands. Eventually the biggest drunken idiot put his head down on the block and swung the axe into his own neck.
  • It's my understanding that many men mistake their penis for a toothbrush.
  • Nal - that was on the darwin awards. Really disturbing. Though I remember it was a chainsaw, not that it really makes a difference.
  • What is a wheel bearing?
  • Does chicken killing get any zanier? Do cocks explode in dear old Romania?
  • WTF?
  • I think the State Department should start rating countries on their hostility to penises.
  • Curious George: I can't find my penis. Where is my penis? Can anyone help me find my penis please? [more inside]
    My lucky, green penis
  • Heh. Hen-joy the hunt. /Brought to ye by: Poultry in motion.
  • I have to agree with flashboy on this. If you go to Romania, please, plese people, leave your penises at home. Think of the Children!
  • MonkeyFilter: Please people, leave your penises at home.
  • detachable penis? what, no spam about it? i was on the waiting list! stuntcock!