October 14, 2004

I Wonder If He Asked Her to Touch His "No-Spin Zone" [via] The Bill O'Reilly sex scandal. Here's a news article about it. I have no idea whether any of it is true, but it sure makes for good reading.
posted by TayBridgeDisaster 20 years ago
  • pg 16: ... you'd definetely get two wines into you as quickly as I could get into you I would get 'em into you...maybe intravenously, get those glasses of wine into you ... Okay, not that the other stuff in the statement isn't disturbing or graphic, but WTF? He wants to inject her with wine?
  • I'm horrified and afraid to read this. I find O'Reilly incredibly repulsive.
  • Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
  • ...and then I would take the other hand with the falafel thing and I'd... I really like falafel but I don't think I'd ever eat it in the shower. Or, for that matter, rub it on somebody's genitalia while in the shower. This guy is clearly a sicko.
  • wait so he likes middle eastern food?
  • Who doesn't like middle eastern food. If you know what I mean...and I think you do.
  • 'cuz I like that and you have really spectacular boobs. My fantasy would be to see his career go down in a ball of flames, followed by his slow and painful suicide by carbon monoxide poisoning. If only to finally show the world just what a sad and despical man he is. Or anyways, it'd be spectacular social commentary.
  • 'cuz I like that and you have really spectacular boobs. My fantasy would be to see his career go down in a ball of flames, followed by his slow and painful suicide by carbon monoxide poisoning. If only to finally show the world just what a sad and despical man he is. Or anyways, it'd be spectacular social commentary.
  • During the course of his perverted ravings... Sorry, was she talking to him on the phone or watching his show? I get so confused.
  • Those court papers were TEH HAWT! *unzips pants*
  • We should start a "send some Falafel to Bill O'Reilly" campaign.
  • Or we could invent a new meaning for the word, a la Santorum.
  • I always figured that when Bill O'Reilly was revealed, it would involve finding a body in his trunk
  • Heh. When friends and I were on an internship in Nashville, we met a dude in a Middle Eastern restaurant who became our weed connection. The term for smoking pot? Getting some falafel. (That's what being secular kids boarded up at a Christian college does... Makes you talk in code...) Anyway, O'Reilly's gross and blotchy.
  • It's funny... I saw him on the Daily Show a week ago, and actually gained a bit of respect for him. Seemed like he was on the level. And now this. Heh.
  • didnt you guys know "having involuntary phone sex involving a loofa and then for some bizzare reason referring to it as a falafel" is secret code for Roe V. Wade?
  • O'Reilly: to very lightly stroke a womans vagina with a falafel with the intent of arousal
  • In addition to Bill's apparent love of middle-eastern food, he's got a pretty smooth pillow talk repertoire.
  • As much as I can't stand O'Reilly, all I can say about this is: there's no such thing as bad publicity.
  • MonkeyFilter: includes use of falafel as a marital aid. I know what I'm not having for lunch.
  • Taste my falafel, or I will destroy you! well, actually my big scary friends will destroy you...they're scary, really! And your little dog too!
  • Damn that man. My love for falafel was pure, but now... sigh.
  • I really like falafel but I don't think I'd ever eat it in the shower. Or, for that matter, rub it on somebody's genitalia while in the shower. Then clearly you haven't lived. Wet, soapy falafel with vadge sauce is what gets me out of bed every morning.
  • ewww.
  • *tweeeeeeeeeet!* Okay people, out of the thread!! Let's go! Let's go!
  • Hmm...you do eat them in folded flatbread or pitas...with yogurt sauce...and cucumbers... Yep, I'm definitely seeing the falafel-love tunnel connection. Oh, and mct? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
  • EW EW EW...did you read the part where he apparently is sticking a vibrator up his...while talking to her about... EW EW EW... Grosssssssss
  • Why does shit like this always happen to the most uptight moralistic Republicans ? What inner demon is driving all this perversion? Now if this was Al Franken, I'd EXPECT him to be rubbing falafel on a womans genatalia while in the shower.
  • I think that falafel and women's genetalia will feature in the title of Al Franken's next book. Oh, and MCT? eeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! (but brilliant). (-:
  • In other news, shares in Amalgamated Falafel Incorporated just plummeted and CEO Herbert "Chickpea" Al'Fez is said to be on suicide watch...
  • A new falafel place just opened near my office. Coincidence?
  • Wow, got three! That's a personal best. I am officially the gross-out Albert Pujols of this thread. Or something.
  • SchadenFilter. The Schadenfreude Factor?
  • I will happily and willingly take joy in O'Reilly's public suffering and embarassment. Call it karmic justice on the bullies of the world.
  • They are quick these days. Falaphilia.
  • hummulingus hehehe. GOod find, Cali.
  • poor falafel. An innocent bystander in the screaming train wreck that is O'Reilly's sex life.