October 09, 2004

• Yay! I never thought I'd see the day. (I did, actually, but I somehow thought it'd be a Tuesday.)
• Is this really the best of the web? Come on, try harder.
• "Hell is other people." -- Jean-Paul Sartre.
• woooo hey, isn't this a double post?
• 2002!
• Three more, and we'll be in the future! I wonder what the future's like...
• They have robots.
• Alas, you'll never know, fuyugare.
• "Hell is in hello" -- Lee Marvin
• The future is like the past, only everyone wears bad makeup to make them look older.
• That's a bold statement, Lord Of The Bees! Why are you so certain, as certain I am not, that I shall never know? There has to be a way to find out: this quest gives my life breath, my actions purpose. May be I shall not find it in this internet, but somewhere in the vast sea of internets is a tidbit or two, masquerading as trifle, a rumour, a little verbal gaffe, that will reveal, when viewed with an open mind, the way of things to be. I shall not rest until I find it. It is my life's ambition. Do not dash my hopes with such haughty arrogance!
• gah. Let me preface this with saying that I know I'm a cranky old bat - but can't we quit freakin' patting ourselves on the back over crap like this?
• I joined not too long ago. Just wanted to say tahnks to teh people who are running it.
• pats bobobob on a place close to teh back....around the second "o", or thereabouts.
• Way I see it, ye can never get to the future; this thing called Now gets in the way. Try, but the future remains what's ahead of you in the Now, just as the past trails along behind Now. beeswacky: hopelessly immersed in the Nowness of it all
• Here's praying the MeFi goes down again today.
• Why? So all those people who would have signed up there will come here instead?
• Cool never commemorates.
• Here's praying the MeFi goes down again today Cursing MeFi is bad luck. I wish them all the best.
• Wolof ... I sense the good in you, The Skrik hasn't driven it from you fully. There is still time for you to come back to the 'good side'. Bitch.
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• How soon until we throw up a big fence around our island, and start huge screaming matches at each other without the least bit provocation? It's the only way to be safe from new ideas and dissenting opinions. Because new monkeys frighten me.
• Yes, how long until we start "better handling the crowds"?
• Time to start the cull.
• I say we toss Decani out for being obdurate. /irony
• When I'm obdurate it makes it easier to toss me off, idest. /myopia
• Eww.
• Ooh cults. I like cults. I'd like to be Chief Extremeties Inquisitor of the Monkeybashi cult. I shall seek out haberdashery heretics and punish them by homking their noses. ... Oh, you sair cull
• I am the lucky monkey who chanced on user ID 2000. Go us! (can I have a banana now?)
• Is 666 still around?
• Hooray for the bestest filter of monkeys!
• I gave in to the future long ago because it wins every riddle match. 2000 members and all I got was this crummy t-shirt.
• In the future we'll all have flying cars. That's how we'll know its the future.
• I'm sorry, Chaz, but the recent influx of new monkeys has depleted our usually copious supply of bananas. Please accept this cranberry instead. o
• OH YOKO! MY LOVE WILL TUUUUURN YOU ON!!!!!!!!!
• I believe we may still have some plantains PatB. )
• Cute, PatB. Me likes o berrys. However, now that GramMa's here, she has a copious supply of bananas in her banana jar. Here's one for Chaz--Welcome!--and one for all our other new Monkey playmates. Ah, heck. All you lovin' Monkeys gather 'round yer GramMa for a 'nanar and a story. Just be sure you put your peel in the barrel. It's that blue one over there marked 'toxic waste'. Ummmm, GramMa has a little project she's working on.
• It used to be so much better when there were only 500 members. just kidding
• PatB, we'll also know it's the future 'cause we won't have any pockets. (See, 'cause in movies that show the future, no one ever has pockets.... or pocket change, I guess....I'm sleepy.)
• 2000! More Monkeylovin'! Ok, time for a member cap. *puts on shiny red pointy one with tassels
• Monkeyfilter: I never thought I'd see the day. Monkeyfilter: Is this really the best of the web? Come on, try harder. Monkeyfilter: can't we quit freakin' patting ourselves on the back over crap like this? Monkeyfilter: Time to start the cull. Monkeyfilter: It used to be so much better. hee hee Youze guyz slay me. Bring on the taglines!
• Monkeyfilter: Bring on the taglines! I consider it my personal duty to go for the obvious joke.
• Too much self-back-patting and you'll go blind. Then you won't be able to see all the cool stuff in the future .
• Not if we have special glasses like Geordie LeForge. Oh, and in the future we'll all have bodies that look gooood in tight-fitting, pocketless garnments. They'll be made out of paper and will get thrown into the recycler and the next day brand new ones will turn up in your clothing drawer. In the future there will be no socks. In the future all bees will be revered. In the future I will always remember to use the preview button.
• Monkeyfilter: We have special glasses. Monkeyflter: In the future there will be no socks. Monkeyfilter: Just be sure you put your peel in the barrel.
• Wendell, you prankster.
• Prismatic7, you're a Monkey of mine own stripe.
• Oh peel in the barrell! dang. Sorry GramMa.
• MonkeyFilter: dang. Sorry GramMa.