October 07, 2004

Meet an Honourary Monkey.. all he needs now is a banana I know, it's bad taste, and possibly old news, but I still felt strangely compelled to post it...
posted by sarah 20 years ago
  • Hanuman!
  • Yesterday's circus freak is today's religious icon. There is hope for me yet.
  • Don't forget the Eyeball Kid.
  • Poor kid. It looks like the "tail" is on one buttock, as opposed to sprouting from the tailbone. It's just a mutation, a growth. I feel for the kid. Although having your parents think you're a reincarnated god is probably quite handy.
  • Deja vu.
  • Poor kid? Nonsense! Freaks are going to be the dominant powerholders in the quickly approaching end times for our current imbalanced societies. All freaks will keep a few normals as pets -- this kid will almost certainly have a collection of well-trained regulars to rub his beautiful tail with lemon balm and cardamom.
  • If that thing, you know, articulates it could be useful in what might otherwise turn out to be uncomfortable social situations.
  • If I stick a hotdog in my butt-crack, I can be a Hindu monkey god, too.
  • Hmm... I just did. And, I gotta say, I feel pretty good!
  • Was it a hotdog or a manpon?