October 05, 2004

The Grateful, and Sexy Dead The photos in the news of the recently departed (RIP) Janet Leigh in the shower sequence of Psycho with her lips so slightly parted, made me think of incredibly sexy she was in her prime. This brings me to my question. Of all the dead movie stars and celebrities, who stirs your loins? I will also admit to having a "thang" for Ingrid Bergman and Clara Bow among several others. Come on, tell the truth.
posted by squidranch 20 years ago
  • Charles Boyer! James Dean!
  • Jimmy Stewart. Yul Brynner.
  • Bea Arthur.
  • Bea Arthur?
  • Gary Cooper. Yum...
  • eye keed, eye keed
  • Rudolph Valentino, Bruce Lee, River Pheonix
  • Marilyn Monroe. Greta Garbo. Young Elvis. River Phoenix.
  • goddam, great minds, huh? ;)
  • Yeah, Ingrid Bergman. Sophia Loren.
  • Grace Kelly! Sorry to be crude, but I'd give a testicle... She's the justification for the existence of stardom. The slow motion scene in Rear Window, when she leans over and kisses Jimmy Stewart, just absolutely kills me.
  • Mary Pickford ... as far back as I can remember.
  • Joan Crawford.
  • Katharine Hepburn and Cary Grant. Yes, both of them :)
  • Toshiro Mifune.
  • shh...dont tell anyone, but Telly Savalas makes my juices flow Oh and for those still living...hmm... Jeff here makes me drool!
  • I can't believe nobody has mentioned Steve McQueen yet.
  • Katharine before Audrey? For loin-stirage? Enthusiastic ditto to Ingrid Bergman. And if I went that way: Steve McQueen, James Cagney, Charlie Chaplin, and Humphry Bogart...prehaps Robert Mitchum, still don't know about him..
  • Yes, being 46% gay, I'd also give it up for Cary Grant. Cool, funny, sexy, charming... Gotta love that man.
  • Carolyn Jones.
  • Lawrence Olivier (for example, as Heathcliff) *PANT PANT PANT!!!!!*
  • Ohh. Yes! Katharine Hepburn. Sassy! Sexy! Smart! Audrey is nice but so... ingenuous. Give me the knowing glance anytime... Ooh! Ooh! Mae West!
  • Mmmm ... Gregory Peck.
  • Greta Garbo and Mamie Van Doren. Errol Flynn gets my "if I were female" vote.
  • If I was a lesbian, I would totally do Grace Kelly. Plus, I get the impression that she was very hot in bed. I'll have to think about the men. Ya know, cause Becks is always on my mind......
  • Bernadette Peters *swoon*
  • In his collection I AM SECRETLY AN IMPORTANT MAN, dead poet/author Steven Jesse Bernstein includes a story ("How I Met My Present Wife") that begins "I'm gonna tell you straight out: I want to fuck Richard Nixon's dead corpse." That is quite possibly one of the more sedate sentences in that tale.
  • Katharine Hepburn and Marion Davies.
  • Myrna Loy in the Thin Man movies.
  • Her! Him!
  • Mmmkay, that didn't take long; Oliver Reed, Richard Burton, Bruce Lee, Peter Sellars (weird, I know), William Holden (just so it's not all English), Clint Eastwood (oh wait, he's not dead).
  • Okay, well Bruce Lee isn't English......
  • Anita Eckberg Anna Karina The Chick From Pistol Opera and Fellini's Wife it's always cooler to say Keaton instead of Chaplin
  • Is Anna Karina dead?
  • I mean, she made a film last year, and I don't remember hearing anything lately.
  • Fay Wray. ook ook
  • Steve McQueen.
  • Audrey Hepburn. Totally tappable. I'm gonna burn in hell, aren't I? :)
  • Just because they're dead, doesn't mean you can't fuck them anymore. Just.. well.. with Marilyn Monroe.. ok she was cremated so you can just maybe smear her all over you.
  • Ooh yes, Peter Sellers (not weird at all, Darshon)! And Graham Chapman. And Douglas Adams, even though he's technically not a movie star, but he did appear butt naked wading into the sea in the original TV series of Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy so he did at least have some quality screen time. Funny is sexy.
  • ramix, I lurve u too, sweetie. :)
  • Gene Kelly makes me weak at the knees. Cary Grant and Humphrey Bogart. These lucky, lucky women. Sigh.
  • Young Lucille Ball. Seriously. Damn. Also, believe it or not, Angela Lansbury was quite the sex symbol early in her career. And I'd do Evelyn Ankers, but that's because of my Wolf Man fixation. And according to her unauthorized biography, Judy Garland was into anal. I'm not kidding. And she's not dead yet, but my all time sexiest woman of Hollywood ever has to be Lauren Bacall. Watch To Have and Have Not or The Big Sleep and then name me someone hotter. I dare you.
  • Preview, dammit! PREVIEW!!!
  • "..according to her unauthorized biography, Judy Garland was into anal." I need to know more about this.
  • Yes, Dorothy was into ANAL. Do tell, do tell...
  • Do you remember when MonkeyFilter began, all-a-ways back in the halcyon days of November '03? Remember the high hopes we had - to build a virtual community of like-minded folks, from all corners of the world, who would come together and share their opinions and experiences on the one user-friendly forum? Do you remember the dreams? The laughter? The love? Because next month, its MonkeyFilter's birthday. And we're so close to achieving the dream. I just want you to close your eyes - just for a second - and remember that beautiful dream. Then, when you open your eyes, it might take you a couple of seconds to remember that you're now participating in a discussion about which dead celebrity you'd most like to fuck up the ass.
  • I believe this is the book to which I refer. At least the reviews down the page seem to indicate so.
  • Please keep in mind that not only is Bea Arthur very much alive, kein ein hora, but she has a posse.
  • Has anyone written an unauthorised bio of Bea Arthur, if you catch my drift?
  • I dream of a day when we can have a cultured, civilized conversation about anal sex without kowtowing to the stigma that has long colored such inquiries and made us reticent to confront the issue head on, to acknowledge not only its devillish allure, but also its surprising beauty. But before that day, we'll have to get the sticks out.
  • "..you're now participating in a discussion about which dead celebrity you'd most like to fuck up the ass." I'm always participating in a discussion about which dead celebrity I'd most like to fuck up the ass. That's pretty much my oeuvre.
  • BTW quidnunc, I don't think Judy is the dead celebrity star that I'd most like to fuck up the ass. Perhaps Ronald Reagan?
  • Nostril, squid, Tenacious P ... I think I love you guys.
  • Louise Brooks was perhaps the loveliest creature to ever grace our foul world.
  • I'll second the Louise Brooks vote.
  • Not just amazingly beautiful, but brilliant, ladies and gentlemen, please never forget Ms. Hedy Lamarr.
  • Tallulah Bankhead It would be dangerous but fun and I suspect she would positively encourage me to fuck her up the arse ... And given their bisexual tendancies may I up (down?) the bar considerably by fantasising about a threesome with Tallulah and Greta Garbo?
  • "Get the sticks out"? Is that how you kids are coupling the caboose nowadays? Why, when I was a youngster, we made do with the can of bacon grease off the stove and a shoehorn. A friendly slap on each cheek for warmth, and we were glad to have it!
  • "get the sticks out" meaning you'd have to get the sticks out of your arse before you could fit a penis in there. Figuratively. Though literally, I've seen videos that show an astonishing capacity for capacity, though such feats doubtless take remarkable dedication and training.
  • BTW, anybody mentioned Ava Gardner yet? Wowee wow wow. And I'm not one them, ya know, funny fellers, but that Gene Kelly was a good lookin' man.
  • Him: Marlon Brando, James Dean. Her: Marilyn Monroe, Aaliyah (they only have to be dead right?)
  • What if they're only mostly dead? Anal OK?
  • We've already estabilished anal's "devillish allure" and "its surprising beauty." As long as all parties (dead or alive) are adult and agree to it, I'd guess it's ok.
  • Maggie Smith. Ok, so maybe she's not dead either. But how can you deny that Professor Minerva McGonagall is HOT HOT HOT
  • Rex Harrison.
  • "requires intervention of the apple-corer or surgical equivalent"
  • two major lusts in my life.. Clark Gable and Sir Sean Connery
  • Perhaps we should put a bag over Hamid Karizai's head and kill him. A little gift to SideDish.
  • dxlifer...Sean Connery AINT dead!! I should know, i lust after him too...after Jeff of course
  • That's Hedley!!
  • Bea Arthur? Audrey, Myrna, and Keiko, in that order. I don't advocate "tapping" the last since she was kind of...a fish or something...
  • Double post f8xmulder. Look above.
  • ^ | | | OOPS NSFW
  • Brigitte Bardot is not dead.
  • Double OOPS on me, 15 yards. Hope I didn't jinx her.
  • Anna May Wong Help!
  • If loving her is wong, I don't wanna be white. Ooooooooookay. Hanging my head in shame now...
  • Medic!
  • *slaps forehead* Was expecting that from the Capt actually.
  • Oh my Christ -- Madeline Khan. Or my dear, sweet, poor Romy. And I'd second the calls on Audrey, Katherine, Greta and Grace -- but people, people -- how does Bette fail to make that list? Man oh man, they don't make them like that anymore. And if I had to go the other way: Marcello.
  • Ahem. Anyone who has already considered how he'd go if he had to go the other way, has already gone the other way.
  • What? "Has already gone"? No. But if Marcello were to come back from the dead, walk up to my apartment door, ask me out for dinner, look at me all though the meal with those sad, sad eyes, and then take me back to his luxury suite for champers and some 8 1/2, well, I'd be tempted.
  • *jaw drops*