October 04, 2004

Saddam Hussein's lawyer has told a Danish newspaper that the ousted dictator will run in Iraq's general elections with a view to becoming president again. Yee-haw! [email protected] bugger
  • What would Dubya do then?
  • So Saddam endorses the electoral process imposed by the Americans and believes elections will be viable and fair? That's nice.
  • Giovanni di Stefano is just a publicity hound. I don't think this is either serious or credible (shock!)
  • What? Publicity slut defends dictator?
  • I can imagine the campaign slogan now. "SADDAM 2005: Let's get that civil war business over with already."
  • I imagine it will be difficult to run from behind bars.
  • I imagine it will be difficult to run from behind bars. Vote Larouche-Traficant!
  • Hurricane sweeps through Iraq, devastating only non-Baathist regions...
  • I don't think any of us can comment on this until it has been firmly established, one way or the other, if Saddam is a flip-flopper.
  • Saddam 2005: The Devil You Know is Better than the Devil You Don't Saddam 2005: A Spider-hole in every plot! Saddam 2005: If you Think I'm Nuts, There's This Guy Named Turkmenbashi...
  • What is he doing still alive? He's just going to escape to do wrong again. Doesn't anyone watch GI Joe?
  • But at the end of the day we'll all learn a valuable life lesson.
  • And he would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for them meddling kids.