My brother just took the test and though he's proud of his numbers, the kittens are weighing heavily on him.
Mt Saint Helens rules!
I swear, I'm trying to cut back.
That's funny, beeswacky: my neighbour asked me yesterday, "Did you hear that Mount St. Helens erupted?" to which I replied, "That was only pre-come." :-)
I'm just imagining if I would have held off at least half as much on my masturbation and was able to negotiate it for one 15 gallon orgasm. Wow...
Isn't this the kind of link where everyone starts showing up with their high score? I guess I'll take my X gallon score elsewhere.
Jerry, it's put forth once again today -- there's a higher level alert on now.
Only 8 more kittens and i hit the big 5000!!!*
* Typed with my left hand.
I know I shouldn't wade into this thread, but how do you know how to rank volume for this calculation? Is this something guys talk about and compare notes?
*groan*
"but how do you know how to rank volume for this calculation?"
This calculation is bogus from the start. The dixie cup must be weighed instead of using little lines to guess at volume. Different strokes and different sized cups.
/methodology lecture
So what's the source for jizz weighing 8.3 lbs per gallon? Is that listed in the CRC somewhere?
cabingirl: It's not something guys talk about, no... but I've heard that 10 cubic centimeters is the average, or one spoonful. This is the source of the band name "Lovin' Spoonful", at least according to urban legend.
Uh... since when is this safe for work? Unless you work at home, like I do, I can't imagine too many corporate internet usage policies allowing websites about 'jizz'.
This is the source of the band name "Lovin' Spoonful", at least according to urban legend.
...and also the source of the band name "10cc".
*takes test"
Holy crap!
the_bone: Inadvertantly causing the death of thousands and thousands of kittens since the mid-1980s.
PigAlien -- I just checked on that: "The use of company computer resources is for legitimate administrative purposes. Providing that it does not violate other provisions of this policy, acceptable uses include viewing news websites, checking personal E-mail, and measuring the quantity of one's jizz."
When I ask him for
The hand of his daughter
He asked to see
The hand of kitten slaughter.
I told him,
Supposedly Pearl Jam takes its name from a slang for jizz.
I'm so blind I can't see the hair on my palms.
You have made 73.125 gallons and 610.2576675 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 7.8 football fields!
You have killed approximately 5,054,400,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 28080 kittens.
Impressive pyrrthon.
Golly. I'm far too embarrassed to reveal the results of this.
Say, does anyone know where I can buy 15,000 tiny headstones for the pet cemetary?
2028 kittens.
Damn! I'm not putting enough effort!
*goes on overdrive mode, faints*
humanitysocks!