September 30, 2004

god vs. bush
posted by forksclovetofu 20 years ago
  • For real or faked?
  • I swear this is like the fifteenth time this has been posted here.
  • 16 times and it becomes a meme.
  • Yea, I've had it emailed to me a half a dozen times. It never fails to entertain though. Keep it coming, I say!
  • this is what I get for not hanging out here too often these days. Ready aim and fire.
  • i heard some guy dug a hole in the ground to hide from the hurricane
  • Was he wearing a wedding dress while he was at it?
  • *piles on*
  • This puts forks into the lead. How will pete_best respond?
  • So which political leader is causing the rumblings at Mount St. Helens?
  • i was starting to wonder where wolof was... /throws another shrimp on the barbie
  • forks gets a spanking!
  • god vs forks
  • well I liked it. Now: the conspiracy theory that the Tri-Lateral Masonminati caused the hurricanes to spread fear throughout Florida, causing reptilian brains to vote for Bush in a key battleground state. Discuss.
  • I had no idea that God controlled the hurricanes in the first place. So God would seem to have it out for the US? Time to switch deities.
  • reptilian brains? did someone mention reptilian brains? as in that shape-shifting reptilian george bush?
  • Neener, neener, neener. Forks has just been distracted. But good of you to get out of bed and check in with us!
  • I can't speak for God, but I believe that hurricanes are part of the natural system that is designed to circulate heat more evenly on the planet. A hurricane exists for one purpose, to dissipate heat from the equatatorial/tropical regions toward the poles. This system has been doing it's job for untold millenia - predating the settlement of the land now known as Florida, the establishment of the United States, or this newfangled thing called Presidential Elections.
  • i find your lack of ignorance disturbing . . .
  • Thank you, Mecurious, for the Kerry rebuttal. js
  • Sure, mecurious, but those prehistoric ones were just practice.
  • equatatorial ?
  • But good of you to get out of bed and check in with us! I don't understand this comment.
  • forky's been mising for a few days . . weeks? hell I dunno, I been missing myself. What, am I my monkey's keeper?
  • Double post!
  • Hey! That's quite a coincidence! God must hate florida!