September 28, 2004

Need a way to fill in your summer? One COBRA recruit's diary of how he was trained to take on G.I. Joe.
posted by tracicle 19 years ago
  • At least they didn't need to yell "Cobra-lalalalalalalala!" /geek
  • Poor guy never got to meet Serpentor. You'd think that that would be an inspirational moment. Of course, so would be making out with the Baroness.
  • Oooh, Baroness could snap you like a twig, boy. And make you like it... just like in my first damp dream... /verysadgeek
  • Now if Cobra has just been named
  • Yes, but Destro wouldn't have joined. All the poo-flinging would have made it hard to keep his head polished.
  • Yes, but Destro wouldn't have joined. All the poo-flinging would have made it hard to keep his head polished. And you know what Thain James McCullen Destro would have said too: "It's not Scottish! It's crap!" *Goes into geek knowledge overdrive.
  • Okay, I'm sure that this is old news to some of you, but alert monkey TenaciousPettle has informed me of the existence of the best thing ever. Both of them.
  • Updated for 2005: Journal of a Seasoned COBRA Veteran
  • COOOOOOOOOOBRA!!!
  • GI Joe - is that the guy who did my endoscopy?