January 04, 2004

Saucy Exploitation Schlock Paperback Covers Your Dad Used To Hide In Shame. (Via Vintage Sex via Things.com!)
  • He hadn't bargained for the unnatural happenings that were going on. He just wanted to help out a friend in trouble but found that his helping hand was plunged into lust and degradation to a degree that he had never before encountered I wonder if the the writing on the inside is as..."good" as the writing on the outside. Not that I think the quality of the prose is the main selling point, but I wonder how many Enlish majors accidentaly castrated themsleves with a red pen.
  • I meant English. (Bites lip and frets, knowing the dangers of misspelling a word while commenting on awful writing.)
  • Maybe these were English majors' guilty pleasures at the time.
  • My poor Dad used to hide his stash of Penthouse magazines under the Sears Wish Book in the sewing room. I must have been eight, looking for a G.I. Joe or something, when I discovered a magical new world that gave a whole different meaning to "action figure".
  • Gutters of lust...good lord, the images, they burn like fire!
  • Another 404 lost to the ravages of my imagination...
  • This sounded INTERESTING!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why, oh why, must the 'net swallow these things into the black hole named 404?
  • My poor Dad used to hide his stash of Penthouse magazines under the Sears Wish Book in the sewing room. Did Dad do the sewing, or was he hiding his prOn in Mom's domain?