September 24, 2004

Hey, wanna buy some napalm?
Napalm.Net has bought 5,000 pounds of weapons grade Napalm and has individually packaged it in safe, attractive, displayable canisters. Each canister holds one liter of actual Napalm which you can ONLY purchase through Napalm.Net.

Yeah, it's not true, which is a shame, because it would make a nicely disturbing Christmas present for people who aren't sure how I feel about them.

posted by Skrik 19 years ago
  • DIY napalm
  • "The clear layer is glycerin. You can mix glycerin back in when you make soap. Or you can skim the glycerin off. You can mix glycerin with nitric acid to make nitroglyerin. You can mix nitroglycerin with sodium nitrate and sawdust to make dynamite. You can blow up bridges. You can mix nitroglycerin with more nitric acid and and parafin and make gelatin explosives. You can blow up a building, easy. With enough soap, you can blow up the whole world."
  • or, make a worldful of soap suds!!!
  • Did they find any soap in Iraq, that's what we want to know, now.
  • It will blow your head clean off.
  • *cough* Anarchist's Cookbook *cough*
  • what? gasoline + vaseline? tried that once - we lit a bottle on fire, and it burned. my brother looked at my friend and i and said "well, that wasn't so cool." then proceeded to stomp on it to put it out. this was finished with a mad dash for the river to put out the fire on his shoe, with my friend and i laughing our asses off, following him slowly to kick dirt over the little burning patches of grass he had left with every step. boy those were some fun times.
  • uhhh.... uhhh.... FIRE! uhhh.... FIRE! FIRE! teehee!
  • Smells like victory.
  • Back when I was an officer, I dealt on occasion with a guy who'd been in a bomb control unit in Chicago. He'd ask anyone near him if they knew how easy it would be to build a bomb and blow up ____, ______ or ____ buildings. At first it didn't alarm anyone, but then it became far too frequent. He went through at least four or five psychiatric evaluations before quitting the force for personal reasons. I've always wondered what happened to him....
  • wow, coppermac.