September 22, 2004

Man Shoots Wife, Mistakes Her for Monkey
posted by CocaineTeddyBear 20 years ago
  • Oh, sure, I've heard that defense before...
  • As ancient asian saying goes: "A man in his life ought to plant a tree, build a house and grow a son". Well, at least we can be sure that he didn't fail to plant a tree.
  • It could happen to anyone.
  • "Kuala Lum ... Kuala Lam ... France!"
  • Good grief! Chalk up one more maroon! The branches jiggled so he shot, just where his wife was he knew not. Let them confiscate his shotgun soon!
  • I once accidentally shot my monkey, mistaking it for my wife. I sure miss that monkey. I've seen things, they're often in disguise like carrots, handbags, cheese, toilets, Russians, planets, hamsters, weddings, poets, Stalin, Kuala Lumpur, pygmies, budgies, Kuala Lumpur. I've seen things, I've seen them with my eyes...
  • ...he fired a shotgun at what he thought was a monkey in a mangosteen tree on Monday... Mangosteens are lovely delicious things, but worth killing for? possibly
  • Mistakes were made.
  • I've occasionally made a monkey out of my husband. But I've never shot at him. Yet