January 03, 2004

Beards and Mustaches: The Champions. I'll take this over the World Series or the Superbowl any day.
  • Can't believe this guy didn't win anything.
  • People may wonder how people like this go through their everyday lives without looking completely ridiculous. Well, I saw a guy with a similar moustache once, walking through town like he didn't have a care in the world, and he looked hella cool.
  • Anyone want to by my barely used electric razor I got for Christmas? I won't be needing it anymore. I have heard the call.
  • If this is better than the SuperBowl then where are the women in lingerie with big mustaches, eh? I guess they were cancelled, too.
  • Hairs to ye, bearded laddies! And ye mustached ladies, too!
  • Sweet merciful Jesus, they're still at it.