September 21, 2004
Oh No! Not words!
The Anne Jacobson School of Paranoia has a new graduate.
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Damnit. That link wasn't subscription when I first went to it. Any junk email will work. Alternatively, you can go here for a chopped up version.
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Didn't make me subscribe. But it's REALLY FUCKING STUPID. (What happened, not the post.) Honestly. Dear Fellow Americans, Grow. The fuck. UP. Sincerely, Me
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I've got two words for this passenger: !الحس طيظى
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At this point, I think it's safe to say that not only have the terrorists won, but they've won big. Now they don't even have to blow things up to disrupt traffic, they just plant notes.
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Speaking as a seasoned terrorist, I know I always leave small, cryptic prayers in Farsi in one in-flight magazine before I do my terrorisming. It's like my little quirky signature, the fans go wild for it.
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Yes indeed, words that are not in (American) English are the most dangerous thing there is! /sarcasm This whole situation is about as farce-y as it gets, I hope!
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*bangs head on monitor* I-ran headfirst into that one beeswacky. seriously, how long until we see DDoSing of airports, with cryptic notes planted in every aircraft bringing the whole lot grinding to a halt?
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I was on a flight once and saw some korean writing in an in-flight magazine and said nothing. Big mistake, the plane was later destroyed in-flight by a nuclear bomb.
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No, it was a forest fire.
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Next step: Assuming that the plane has a bomb if there aren't any middle-eastern looking types on it. They obviously know something!!
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Step after that: bringing your own bomb onto the plane, because you'll be damned if you're going to let the terrorists have the advantage...
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No, silly me, the next step is quite obvious. Divert a plane because Cat Stevens is on it, then arrest him and refuse him entry into the country. Or should that be posted in this thread?
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Ah, yes, the much feared pacifist musician attack. Who doesn't fear a solo rendition of "If I Had a Hammer?"