September 21, 2004

So, you want to date a white woman. Now you, nervous Asian man, can read this handy guide that tells you how! But wait, there's more!

Seriously, WHAT. THE. FUCK? Oh, well. At least the reviews were funny. [Dating White Women via Fazed]

  • Wow. I think I need this book. Added points for reading it while wearing my Where are all the white women at? t-shirt...
  • It is really too bad that my local library doesn't have either of these gems. Now I will never understand the intricacies of women. Oh well, back to spending time with the wife.
  • Beware all men: Where neither love nor hate is in the game a woman is a mediocre player. Nietzsche
  • The degree and kind of a man's sexuality reaches up into the topmost summit of his spirit. Nietzsche And therein lies his weakness. zqwerty
  • I am trying to decide if sending this out to my coworkers, one of whom is an Asian male, could bring down the wrath of HR. Maybe if I also include a link to one of the "Customers also viewed..." books I'll be in the clear.
  • Ah, beware the email trail uncleozzy. Show the dude if you must.
  • The spoofed reviews made my morning, but this indignant comment took the cake (nevermind my mixed metaphors): Read the reviews of everyone here. Everyone here is NOT funny. Wish someone would actually address the topics in this book seriously. Or maybe nobody here actually read it and just decided to be "funny" by being FOB or your sense of humor is beyond me. I mean its not cliched or anything. Idiots. Sorry, but cliches are generally funny.
  • Are there any serious reviews? I am kind of curious what is printed in this book.
  • Now what is needed is a guide to dating Asian women.
  • I didn't realise that dating white women was all that different from dating non-white women. Does it have something to do with their diet?
  • Now what is needed is a guide to dating Asian women. They'll tell you how to get them, but not what to do after that. Sorry.
  • From the webpage linked: Customers who shopped for this item also shopped for these items: How to Attract Asian Women by Ming Tan The Complete A**hole's Guide to Handling Chicks by Karl Mark Lean Six Sigma: A Tools Guide by Murray Adams The Interracial Dating Book for Black Women Who Want to Date White Men by Adam White Jergens Original Scent Lotion with Cherry Almond Scent for Dry Skin - 15 fl oz Kleenex Juniors, White Facial Tissue, Unscented - 65 count
  • 1 person recommended Talkin' Up to the White Woman in addition to How to Date a White Woman: A Practical Guide for Asian Men 2 people recommended How to Attract Asian Women instead of How to Date a White Woman: A Practical Guide for Asian Men