September 21, 2004

Kalashnikov vodka. I swear I'm not making this up. "I've always wanted to improve and expand on the good name of my weapon by doing good things," he told Reuters Television.

Because when I think of the AK-47, I think of nothing but "good name" and "good things".

posted by scartol 19 years ago
  • Smile when you ask for a "shot"!
  • Sorry, but I'll stick with Molotov.
  • Oh languagehat, you've just gone up a point with that comment.
  • The first one who posts a Yakov Smirnoff related comment dies.
  • Guns and alcohol? Not in MY country! *GULP* *BANG* *Owwww...*
  • and I guess we won't have to ask how you will kill them, Argh, will we?
  • In Soviet Union vodka drinks you!! Will I be receiving a discount on funerary services??
  • Suomynona- There is a special kind of hell which awaits you.
  • Argh you are evil and must be destroyed.
  • Thanks for formulating a respone for me Pat. That site... words cannot describe what it's done to my mind.
  • Well, his guns are highly efficient works of engineering, so I've no doubt his vodka will get me pissed. Thanks Mr K.
  • Hey, I used to live about thirty miles north of Branson, so you just watch your mouth, buddy. It's as bad as you think. Actually, it's worse.