September 17, 2004

Every Damn Blog Post.... What the heck. Nobody's reading shawnj's pussy post anymore.
posted by PatB 20 years ago
  • shawnj? He's too ugly. And he smells. And .. and .. he was mean to me. And he stole my dinky toy as a kid. Then he shoved it up a camel's butt at the zoo. /pout the camel liked it
  • Oh man that was funny. Thanks, I needed a laugh today. And this may be my favorite comment of all time: Pliny the Elder's victory over the Treasure Fleet of Qeng Ho in 33 AD was only achieved at the cost of a shortage of fixable bayonets that would ultimately lose him the strategic port of Ipsum Dolor to the Madagascar janissaries-- a crucial branch-point in history without which we'd all be speaking Hittite today.
  • Glad you made this a FPP, too good to pass up!
  • Also, BUY THE STOLEN ELECTION COIN. Awesome.
  • ....I find your use of quotation marks tired and lacking in requisite snark. My use of capital letters is also far more trenchant. Not that someone with your "intellect" would understand.
  • First Post!
  • And anyway, I do so know what ad hominem means, so nyeh!
  • Shrill and unfunny. Thank you, The Editors.
  • Incisive and amusing.
  • Heh, PF, in Alaska the Athabascans call whites 'Gussuks'. After Cossaks, who treated them really really bad, but I still liked being called 'gussuk girl.'
  • Please stop saying "high rate of speed". That makes exactly zero sense, and I suspect it's what set Ice-T off. It's like saying "he's a tall size of height" or something. Quit it. I love copspeak. "We pursued the male caucasian suspect on foot through the parking lot. As we attempted to apprehend him, he resisted physically, so we subdued the male with a proportionate use of force." We ran after him. We caught him. He fought back. We applied a little pain, and he stopped. How hard is that?