January 02, 2004

• O to be one of those lads with an aluminium foil beanie!
• If they let me move there and become a citizen I'm all for Cascadia. Do they accept the introduction of foreing species, like hmm ... monkeys? We can pass for midget sasquatchs.
• Idaho cannot and will not allow a new powerful alliance on our western border. Sasquatch or no, we will, we must ready the potato cannons. If war it must be, then it shall be a war to end all wars. Only when our boundaries extend to the Pacific shall we be truely safe from the rampant un-usness of the Cascadians! To arms, to arms brave compatriots! Plenty of land in the new territories for a monkey to start a troop of his own. Ignore the natives, we'll give them blankets laced with SARS and introduce apple blight into their orchards.
• Foreing species? Like golfers?
• Also, I often lay awake at night shivering with the fear that one day soon British Columbians are going to oppress me.
• Golfers are no foreing species. They are the product of a genetic disorder present commonly in doctors and retired basketball players.
• The Man Who Invented Ecotopia
• What even prompts a person to post a comment to a thread that has not had a comment in almost sixteen months?
• I don't know. A long memory? The "search" function?
• My undying loyalty to the Sasquatch Militia.
• It looks like the Sasquatch are going to have a cameo in a movie.
• Homunculus's thread necromancing powers are not to be questioned. They are to be enjoyed, like a slice of blackberry pie.
• Homunculus's thread necromancing powers are not to be questioned. Not are my necrophilliac tendencies. It doesn't hurt anyone, dammit.
• Speaking of Sasquatch warriors, can someone who has seen the digitally edited Star Wars IV DVD tell me if Chewbacca ever got his medal?
• The Abominable Snowman I've never seen an abominable snowman, I'm hoping not to see one, I'm also hoping, if I do, That it will be a wee one. -- Ogden Nash
• Chewbacca may not have gotten his medal, but he did get his American citizenship.