September 13, 2004

posted by forksclovetofu 20 years ago

Also running for presidency: a small cute dog! (in a parallel universe tho)
posted 20 years ago by Koant
I refuse to consider Mike The Headless Chicken unless he agrees to a series of regular debates with Sex In The City's Carrie Bradshaw and the ghost of Pat Paulsen
posted 20 years ago by briank
HoneyBun has my vote
posted 20 years ago by rxreed
Cthulhu for President. Why vote for a lesser evil? Cthulhu (we are told) is a monstrous entity who lies "dead but dreaming" in the city of R'lyeh, a place of non-Euclidean madness presently (and mercifully) sunken below the depths of the Pacific Ocean.
posted 20 years ago by SideDish
no! i changed my mind. a flip-flopper! vote Gay Penguin for America.
posted 20 years ago by SideDish
Did headless chicken file his paperwork properly? [via Devoter]
posted 20 years ago by rxreed

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