September 10, 2004

Q: Is there a cure for Waking Up On the Toilet? A: No. As long as you live, one will have an experience of "Waking Up On the Toilet."
posted by SideDish 20 years ago
  • Q: Does WUOTT have a slogan? A: Yes, "we are Waking Up On The Toilet!" heh.
  • Last time I woke up on the toilet, I was covered in vomit in a public restroom in Mexico. (And to think that I only got $10 for it, too.)
  • This post and the passed out wookie post really complement each other.
  • What a bizzare "metaphore." Just to be clear, is the bad experience poop or vomit? Or both? Couldnt tell.
  • Those who are interested can pre-order copies of my upcoming inspirational book, Washing the Sock I Keep By My Bed.
  • HA HA! Priceless.
  • "Five years from now we see waking up on the toilet brand will be recognized all over the world." Genius!
  • don't miss the contest! Have U ever Woken Up on the Toilet? Have U ever been enlightened by a life lesson? What did U learn? Share your experiences here
  • /disguting confession Not exactly waking up but... does 'staying in the toilet 7 hours due to cataclismic digestive problems' count? Ah, that night in XXXXXX... *shudder*
  • I'm also taking orders for my new book It's called "Passing Out at the Titty Bar" Q: What does it mean to Pass Out at the Titty Bar? To be released/purged from a very postiive experience; by passing out at the Titty Bar, one purifies oneself, transforming that experience into a positive one. To become enlightened and learn from one’s lessons. Hopefully not repeating them in the future
  • I suspect "Waking Up On The Toilet," in this case, means that one will be inundated with crap. You can pretty much smell it now.
  • What would really be great is if Firefox would actually render this page instead of just giving me a window full of HTML.
  • Don't blame Firefox. % curl -I http://www.wakinguponthetoilet.com/faq.cfm HTTP/1.1 200 OK Date: Fri, 10 Sep 2004 18:51:14 GMT ... Content-Type: text/plain Firefox is doing exactly what the standards require it to do. This is not an HTML page.
  • It would really be great if people wrote webpages with more browsers in mind.
  • here, firefox friends, from the faq: Q: What does it mean to Wake Up On the Toilet? A: To be released/purged from a negative experience; by flushing the experience down the toilet, one purifies oneself, transforming that experience into a positive one. (thus, do not be angered by your inability to access this web page. flush your foul emotions down your imaginary toilet! there! don't forget to close the lid. thank you.)
  • Most people don't even know that there are more than one browser.
  • *unh* *oof* *plonk* *flush* Whoooosh!! You have scored 10 of a possible 90 points. (nobody got that reference.)
  • Don't blame Firefox. I wasn't. The only time I blame Firefox is when it crashes for no apparent reason. Which is rare. If Firefox ever wakes up on the toilet, however, we might need to have a talk.
  • I went to sleep on the toilet a few times.. but I always woke up on the floor. Also, this post caused me to fire up MSIE, I had almost forgotten how. Start->Run->iexplore. It was like waking up on the toilet.
  • I've woken up beside the toilet. Does that count?
  • this website then -- it is not a joke? Like Chrid, I broke out the IE to check it out and it seems far too earnest for something with "Toilet" in the title. Though "metaphore" made me laugh...
  • I just realized that 90% of all the content on the web is pretentious crap. Does that count? I am a web designer, among other things.
  • no one has even commented on the logo. Perhaps a better name would be "multi-colored lesbians rubbing against each other on the toilet?"