September 10, 2004

Join The Cosmopolitan Party! Vote Carrie Bradshaw for a more stylish America! TBS creates faux campaign site to promote Sex and the City.
  • Vote for Carrie, and Samantha will sleep with each and every one of you! (Heck, she's already got most of New York City done)
  • Hate to be a jackass - but I smell viral marketing. Noticed a flashy ad for this on Gothamist (if you scroll down on the right side) and Mostly only joined up yesterday. If not, sorry.
  • Vote Pepsi Blue!
  • Heck... who would you rather be fucked by? Any of the three happy... newyorkers, or some chimpface or a horseface?
  • That depends. Would horseface and chimpface be selling me something? Nah, on second thought it doesn't matter.
  • I'd rather join the Party party. Crosby * Nash 2004
  • I'm pretty sure both Crosby and Nash are former Whig party members.
  • But David Crosby sorta looks like President Taft, doesn't he?
  • I would hit it, but with a bag over my head.
  • "Welcome to the age of un-innocence. No one has breakfast at Tiffany's, and no one has affairs to remember." That's harsh. The Cosmo Party would not get my vote if I was American.
  • Cosmopolitanism: How To Be a Citizen of the World I think Diogenes and Samantha would have gotten along famously.
  • Not unlike Willy and Nicole.