September 10, 2004

The oldest showgirl in Vegas is laying down the boa She's been dancing at Bally's since 1981--longer than most of her fellow dancers have been alive. But now Linda Green has been forced to "kick off her 5-inch heels and shed her 25-pound headress."
posted by jacobw 20 years ago
  • *APPLAUSE*
  • *Swoon*
  • what a great lady! bally's is making a huge mistake by letting her go. instead, they should be promoting her: "come see the oldest showgirl in vegas! see if you can guess which one she is!" i'd bet that'd be tough. i love to hear about vibrant older women. my mom is 65 and looks about 50. she's into aerobics and yoga, is an avid biker and photographer. she eats only healthy foods and can still wear a slinky gown and look awesome. go, mom, go!
  • ""Linda is the utmost professional," said Fluff LeCoque, company manager..." Fluffy LeCoque? Fluffy LeCoque? !?!? heh
  • They should have made her the star of the show, the diva of dancers.
  • *GramMa arches her back, tosses her hair, shakes her tail feathers, and struts off the stage.